I'm about to wreak ecological havoc in the form of a huge dump. I'm about to hang a rat on the environment.

I was feeling kind of fat today, but on the way home, the scooter helped me clarify the situation, with all the vibrating and tumbling about, kind of like those old timey rock tumblers you could buy from the back of Boy's Life. Only this rock tumbler is faster-acting, wetter, and produces something not suitable for beading.

That is all.