Click to look at the new issue of Gutter Magazine, an online Baltimore mag that my friend Joe does. I have a bunch of photos in it, as do some other bangin' photogs. Check out the archives too.
reggie [email] said at 8:18 PM 08-07-2007: Good 'cuz if you were at any kind of gathering that contained freaky (in a good way) looking gals like that and DIDN'T invite me, I'd smack you upside the head next time I saw you.
(And yes, I do see the Confederate flag in the background...that's what makes 'em hotter.)
reggie [email] said at 10:53 PM 08-08-2007: I'm all about that girl in the middle. It's not even the wide open crotch so much as it is the cut off shirt and strategically placed Budweiser.
kara [email] said at 10:57 AM 08-10-2007: i feel bad saying this on the internet because she was nice when I met her and is friends with chris x but that girl is not very attractive... she has a really weird mouth and just a general look about her of a person who is probably very nice but annoying
brandon [email] said at 3:41 PM 08-18-2007: No offense to anyone, but y'all need to get your eyes checked. I just perused her pictures, according to instructions below. I want to have this woman's babies. She's even more attractive in other shots.
kara [email] said at 2:52 PM 08-10-2007: oh by that i didnt just mean that LiLo is hot but that I'm being bitchy but whatever i'm just weighing in my opinion for Reggie.
reggie [email] said at 10:12 PM 08-10-2007: So wait, I'm lost. What is whose stance on LiLo? (first time I've seen that, I like.) I happen to be in the pro-Lindsay camp (it's the freckles.)
reggie [email] said at 2:50 PM 08-11-2007: She's got that I'd "perform lewd acts for crack" look. Oddly enough, I saw many gals that looked just like this when I worked at my company's Glen Burnie store.
ed [email] said at 8:58 AM 08-12-2007: She's got that "I've just smoked a pound of crack" look, dude. She would be so much hotter if she weren't mouth-breathing, and without the blank stare.
Of course, since I don't keep up with celeb stuff, and since it's so far from the image that's continually being put out to the public eye, it's likely a mugshot. In which case, it's one of the top 5 hottest mugshots I've ever seen.
reggie [email] said at 2:41 PM 08-10-2007: I've already discussed my abhorrent hatred of the Family Guy. In fact, I watched another episode a few nights ago on the Cartoon Network and there was one legitimate laugh that it was able to get out of me.
One. (to its credit, that's one more laugh than the last time I watched.)
ed [email] said at 9:00 AM 08-12-2007: Sadly, I must once again disagree with you on TFG.
If a man with a pair of testicles for a chin (who KNOWS it, and has actually referred to it) doesn't make you laugh... well, it doesn't make you laugh. But it's still funny.
brandonA [email] said at 2:27 PM 08-13-2007: hear hear, Reggie. I loathe that abominable show. The south park episode nailed what I hate about it - it's just one awful and obvious pop culture joke after another, strung together with no reason or point.
reggie [email] said at 7:25 PM 08-13-2007: The episode I spoke of above was one where the wife became a model(?) and Peter said something about "I love when you do your little turn on the catwalk. On the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk. I love when you do your little turn on the catwalk." It would have been funny if they had stopped after the first "catwalk" but it became overkill when he quoted the entire line from the song.
My thing is the show would be better if they made their references and allowed the audience to piece together rather than spell out every single joke or do the stupid cutaway thing. The Critic did that first and did it better.
The Family Guy is the show that Nelson from the Simpsons would make. A show where you just go "ha-ha" and point at people's humiliation.
josh [email] said at 12:53 PM 08-09-2007: i do, but i haven't been assigned any stories at all related to anything you mentioned, i'm doing a fashion spread.
your questions would be better suited for the editor...
josh [email] said at 12:35 PM 08-10-2007: i assume by your comments of demanding assignments from editors... that you have never worked at a publication of any kind before?
ed [email] said at 6:09 PM 08-10-2007: J. Jonah Jameson: [to Peter Parker] Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!
Yeah, I finally watched that from start to finish last night.
Call me crazy, but I actually fell asleep partway through Spiderman 2. Not because it was boring, but because I had worked a 19-hour day, and I just passed out. I watched it last night because I saw it hovering on the verge of extinction on my DVR's hard drive. Now, of course, I want to see Spiderman 3, as well as about 20 other must-see movies that have come out this year. Mr. Bourne and Mr. Potter are the most likely candidates to be seen on the big screen, but there are so many others trying to tempt me...
seipp [email] said at 12:35 PM 08-08-2007: that actually makes me jealous that Triac hasn't done anything recently. I'm stoked to start playing shows again next month.
myriam [email] said at 4:45 PM 08-12-2007: They should hire you for the cover pic then, 'cuz that thing is gross.
you seem to manage to take (deliberately) disturbing looking people and make them look beautiful... this shot takes people who are probably decent looking and portrays them in the worst possible way. i guess that was intentional! interesting but disgusting. that's ok tho.
brandon [email] said at 6:40 PM 08-12-2007: To me it looks like a snapshot in the greenroom of the Roller Derby. But it's too well-composed for that.
The girl in the middle is my soul-mate. She has a voice like granite. She is foul-mouthed and brilliant. She has one of the prettiest faces that I have seen in a dog's age. I want her to smother me with her handsome thighs. I am reborn. And she smiles upon me, a 6th street Madonna.
brandon [email] said at 5:59 PM 08-15-2007: But, I lusted for her first in my heart. Which means that I've already committed fornication with here before God. We have a bond, a metasexual bond of shame.
If anyone knows this girl, and one day she's having a bad day. Direct her to this portion of this thread. There are things I would like to do to this woman. Filthy, filthy things. I'd like to hold her hand.
brandon [email] said at 3:46 PM 08-18-2007: Negative. We probably have different ideas about what constitutes a good looking girl. I especially enjoyed the shots of her in the bathtub, with that deep red lipstick. She's no Caitlin O'Heaney, but who is?
reggie [email] said at 12:20 AM 08-24-2007: Okay Brandon old pal, I saw her tonight IN PERSON while at my favorite bar here in ye olde Baltimore and she looked very very not hot. You are the Brandon though and I know I can't change your mind but I'm just saying, as much as I share your lust for her (at least in the one pic featured above) in person she is not all that.
kara [email] said at 9:33 AM 08-24-2007: I already said a bunch of stuff that was meaner anyway... reggie might as well go down with me.
Killoggs should be members only, Baltimore is too small and Josh is too much of a social busybody for me to enjoy a good old fashioned mean critique of someone's appearance.
kiche [email] said at 10:26 AM 08-24-2007: for the record, i do not think that she looks unnattractive on her myspace page, simply different from the picture above.
more of a sideways movement of "type of look" than an up/down movement of attractiveness.
kiche [email] said at 2:35 PM 08-17-2007: a time before crack has really interesting photos.
the black panthers is an amazing photo book, you should really review it.
incidently, are you aware that elaine brown, former chairperson of the black panther party, is seeking the presicential nomination of the green party for 2008? she's even got a myspace page.
also, you should do a panthers themed photo shoot with models dressed up like angela davis and huey newton.
JMG [ url ] said at 4:40 PM 08-17-2007: ideally i would like more black contributors to the magazine. If you know of any local African American writers send them our way. I want a more diverse group of contributors. peace.
