hello. my name is shauna and i recently relocated with my husband to new york city. greatest city in the world we got here. i'm real smug. i even tried that weird straw-in-your-soda thing.

i am currently employed in an extremely cushy retail job (where i am honing my bitchiness skills) 6 blocks from my place, but i am starting to get tired of park slope. it's fine to call home, but i need to get out.

so where should i go? who's wanting to hang with strangers?

i'm also thinking of volunteering at the brooklyn superhero store. "we can help with your nemisis problem!"