"let me take your photo, let me take your photo--graphh!"

wait. why, yes, i am in the market for a photo printer. hey! i have friends, like in the commercial, who i enjoy taking pictures of. because you know, life goes by fast, just like these white people are moving. i'm white!

and i know this buzzcocks-sounding song. i love this song. wait. this is on something really random like a teen line or killed by death or bloodstains or chocolate soup for diabetics comp.

how do they know this song! how is the artist never gonna see money from it?

ew. i'm alienated. i will not buy your product. this was like a date where you moved way too fast.
and from me, that's saying something.