oh, joy! i am bright pink. mostly my face, which is now peeling off in sheets. my freaking ears are peeling. i look like the vicitim of a chemical spill! i have aloe everywhere and i'm a big red greasy oozy burn ward patient with skin flaking off!

the left side of my nose got it the worst. i think the sun bounced off my nose stud and fried the flesh surrounding it,

how long will this last? when will i be adorable again?

i'm sittiing in the dark in my office. i'm gollum.

hiss. wah.