At work, I am semi-responsible for support emails that come from a few different applications I have helped create. I generally just have a student worker answer these. Today, a series of mails came through that are SO AWESOME, I have to share:
Mail #1: From : shit @ hoe.com
Time : 05/16/05 4:55 PM
Name : fuck shit
Username : fuck
gyfygyc
Mail #2: From : fuck @ hoe.com
Time : 05/16/05 4:57 PM
Name : fuck shit
Username : (woman's name excised)
bitch you need to stop with the pass word shit okay
Mail #3 From : FUCK @ HOE.COM
Time : 05/16/05 4:59 PM
Name : (a man's name)
Username : (last name)
BUT ME THROUGHT I AM SORRY TO WRITE ALL THEN THING ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER THANK YOU TO UNDERSTAND
Bob [ url ] said at 5:28 PM 05-17-2005: This reminds me of a story from back in the day when I was doing software testing... I was testing this one educational package that included a web search tool (to help students research whatever). I assumed it went to Google or something, so one day when I was more bored than usual I just started typing random obscene shit ("cunnilingus and rimming technique tutorials" being just one that I remember) into it to see what it would kick back. The next day the Project Manager took me aside and informed me that all of the search requests were being sent to the client. "Just as a heads up..."
shauna [email] said at 5:32 PM 05-17-2005: i imagine josh working in an underground cave a la the matrix, with a hose sticking out of the back of his head and all so that he is one with the computer. also, you wear leather driving gloves.
