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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITLER!

I knew I had forgotten something. Thank god. You have no idea what it's like to have Hitler's intestines chasing you through your dreams screaming: "Where's my cake! Where's my cake you Irish Coon-lover!" That's what happened last year when I forgot.

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[ posted by brandon at 04/20/2005 07:23:19 PM ]
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brandonA [email] said at 7:40 PM 04-20-2005:
and for his 116th, he gets a fresh, new, juden-rein papacy

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brianbibbly [email] said at 9:18 PM 04-20-2005:
A yearly joy of mine to see the Hitler cake re-emerge.

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brandon [email] said at 9:31 PM 04-20-2005:
It's a Hitler Cake, because I can't find stills from the KITH clip of Hitler Fucks a Donkey. Plus, as I mentioned above, Hitler's intestines, yadda yadda yadda

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andrew [email] said at 11:19 PM 04-20-2005:
nazis are still funny

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kara [email] said at 11:28 PM 04-20-2005:
That cake looks delicious

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kiche [email] said at 11:28 PM 04-20-2005:
it's also papal corination day!

what a coinkydink.

former hitler youth josef ratzinger, corinated pope on the same day as hitler's birthday!

somebody's giving pius xii a run for the title of "hitler's pope".

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brandon [email] said at 11:58 PM 04-20-2005:
yeah, I was pretty sure I pondered them hurrying yesterday's selection to avoid having it fall on today's date. 4/19 really only resonates inside the U.S. - it's preferred date to 4/20.

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kara [email] said at 11:29 PM 04-20-2005:
seriously though i love almonds

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kiche [email] said at 11:35 PM 04-20-2005:
and, i love vanilla icing. especially on a pure white vanilla cake.

mmm, mmm...

with the almonds and the chocolate icing writing makes it sound so good.

seriously.

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Not Kiche (yet) said at 9:36 AM 04-21-2005:
Those are not almonds. They are the sliced testicles of all the young boys the Cardinals have raped in their quest for Eternal Youth and Supreme Power

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brandon [email] said at 11:57 PM 04-20-2005:
Is it me or is her head getting even bigger?

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cecil [email] said at 12:07 AM 04-21-2005:
and she's only talking about eating stuff.

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brandon [email] said at 2:19 AM 04-21-2005:
A Day Late and a Deutsche Mark Short

My grandmother used to say that, but now she's dead, the old Jew.

Anyway. Happy Belated Birthday, Hitler!

Here's the Googlism:

hitler's birthday is april 20
hitler's birthday is a red letter day for violent racists in russia
hitler's birthday is a negative thing and diversity training is a positive thing
hitler's birthday is the announcement that
hitler's birthday is the announcement that—to reinforce detente between the two countries—us president joseph p
hitler's birthday is "irrelevant
hitler's birthday is hardly a message to kids to blacken their trench coats—what else but goodbye could
hitler's birthday is it not? 4
hitler's birthday is it not?
hitler's birthday is offensive to most people
hitler's birthday is wrong
hitler's birthday is being "celebrated" in moscow
hitler's birthday is nothing too special for most embassies in moscow
hitler's birthday is tomorrow
hitler's birthday is said to have been celebrated years back
hitler's birthday is on april 20th
hitler's birthday is still celebrated in private
hitler's birthday is today
hitler's birthday is fixed
hitler's birthday is april 20th
hitler's birthday is the same as barney's
hitler's birthday is a date of concern in areas where white supremacists are active
hitler's birthday is tommorow april 20
hitler's birthday is
hitler's birthday is not yet an official public holiday in amerika
hitler's birthday is coming up
hitler's birthday is today? and i'd cheer wisconsin
hitler's birthday is the same as my mom's birthday" and kristin cracked up

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Threaded Responses [ bottom ] brandon [email] said at 9:02 AM 04-21-2004:
Yeah, who's a dick now, mofos?

I am a huge penis.
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brianbibbly [email] said at 9:04 AM 04-21-2004:
Hitler is love.
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brandon [email] said at 9:06 AM 04-21-2004:
Love is never having to say you're sorry,
for the cache of gold teeth buried in your Argentine back yard.
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art said at 9:07 AM 04-21-2004:
i suppose if you don't have one, you might as well be one
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brandon [email] said at 9:09 AM 04-21-2004:
ouch. Your words ring true, though, It's a like a disability. You might say that it's "mein kampf."
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kara [email] said at 9:17 AM 04-21-2004:
That cake looks really good.
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brandon [email] said at 9:20 AM 04-21-2004:
Those could be sliced almonds or the thinly sliced phalanges of some mongrel and extinct race. But, when cake is this tasty does it really matter?
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kara [email] said at 9:25 AM 04-21-2004:
thanks for helping me stick to my diet, asshole
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kiche [email] said at 9:47 AM 04-21-2004:
hitler was born on 4-20, brah, toke up!!!
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brandon [email] said at 9:53 AM 04-21-2004:
nazis on speed
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brandon [email] said at 10:05 AM 04-21-2004:
goddamnit, Hitler's taint has reached out across the decades and yet again caused pain and unhappiness.
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John said at 11:44 AM 04-21-2004:
http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/
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Just to confuse the matter more, here are the comments from last year's post about the same subject Eeriely, Hitler seems to bring out the repetitive in us.

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