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"Yeah, so I live down in Fells Point, and I don't know if you have a boyfriend or anything but..."
"Yes," I said. "Yes I do."
It had been so long since I'd found myself in that situation; waiting for a moment to work those words into a conversation. I'd thought of a dozen ways. "I'm from the D.C. area, and my boyfriend lives down there..." "I love that restaurant, I went there with my boyfriend...",
Luckily for me, he finally asked.

"You look so skinny!" I heard that one a lot tonight. Yeah... skinny chest, big ass. No fun. I've spent so many years wishing to be thinner. Here it is. "Yes I am so skinny! I'm also diseased!" I wanted to say that to everyone, but I just thanked them. I wanted to say: "I throw up a lot! I crap every time I pee! I feel like a disgusting excuse for a human being! The least sexual ever!!" I didn't say any of that. I thanked them.

A girl spent a long time in the bathroom. When I came in after her, i found this on top of the toilet:

Maybe she thought she could rent movies. Maybe she was cutting coke. Who am I to say?

I talked to a guy on the street, on my way home. He had a cup of tea. He said he couldn't sleep for days. He looked crazy to me. He was born in 1969. As I began to speak, I took out my knife. I opened it and locked it open, and put it back into my pocket. I spoke to him as I did this, looking into his eyes. I told him that I too have problems sleeping. I used to drink a lot, I said. Nowadays, I don't know what to do with myself. He nodded with extreme interest, perhaps amazed at the fact that someone was listening to him. I thought that his pupils were very small considering that is was 2am.

I slept until noon today. I wish that sleep was like saving money, and I would be refreshed tomorrow from the sleepthat I saved up last night.

Nope.

Tomorrow will be hell.

[ posted by kara at 02/22/2005 02:59:18 AM ]
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reggie [email] said at 9:07 AM 02-22-2005:
Kara, I love when you post.
    kara [email] said at 9:23 AM 02-22-2005:
    aww shucks thank you!
    I can't believe I managed to scan and photoshop that blockbuster card, yet I forgot about my conversation with that crazy guy until I read this, and was like "ooohhhh yeah..."
      reggie [email] said at 3:55 PM 02-22-2005:
      I am very unschooled in the ways of Photshop. Hopefully one day the great guru Josh and/or sensei Ben can show me what's what.

      Anyway, your posts are always so honest or drop dead funny or both. Just thought I'd share that with ya. Oh and you should like write a book or somethin'.
      reggie [email] said at 3:55 PM 02-22-2005:
      I am very unschooled in the ways of Photshop. Hopefully one day the great guru Josh and/or sensei Ben can show me what's what.

      Anyway, your posts are always so honest or drop dead funny or both. Just thought I'd share that with ya. Oh and you should like write a book or somethin'.
kara [email] said at 9:27 AM 02-22-2005:
also, the crazy guy looked like Neil on the Young Ones
TM said at 1:38 PM 02-22-2005:
Someday you're going to be famous Kara. Someone's going to find you and bring this talent to the rest of the world.
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brad [email] said at 12:59 PM 02-24-2005:
I slept until noon today. I wish that sleep was like saving money, and I would be refreshed tomorrow from the sleepthat I saved up last night.

Nope.

Tomorrow will be hell.


Well, Kara, maybe it's time you gave crystal meth a try.
abby [email] said at 1:01 PM 02-24-2005:
what a night!
nelson. said at 8:34 PM 02-25-2005:
This is indeed a great post, Kara.

I love your writing style...you should post more often!!
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