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neal	How Could We Forget? Yeah!!!! [ 41 responses ] < Post > < link > [ posted by neal at 09/28/2004 03:02:57 PM ] [ trackback ]

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meredith [email] said at 3:07 PM 09-28-2004:
Hey, Neal. I'd forgotten about you.

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neal [email] said at 3:14 PM 09-28-2004:
Really? I still think about you when I masturbate, Meredith.

I'm thinking about you right now.

(jerk)

Because I'm a whorrible speeler, I had to google "masturbate" to see how to speal it. (Lies, lies, lies). Look at what cums up.

http://sexuality.about.com/cs/sexualtechnique/ht/howtomasturbate.htm

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meredith [email] said at 3:17 PM 09-28-2004:
You're such an ass. Found a job yet?

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neal [email] said at 3:19 PM 09-28-2004:
Yes. Yes.

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meredith [email] said at 3:20 PM 09-28-2004:
Cool. Send me money. And send John some too.

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julie [email] said at 3:11 PM 09-28-2004:
The radio station I listen to in the car was giving away an autographed Marilyn Manson Halloween mask on the air today. What I'd really love to see is a mask of Brian's actual face. Even scarier!

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josh [email] said at 3:20 PM 09-28-2004:
Brian Bibbly?

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rick [email] said at 3:22 PM 09-28-2004:
Brian Warner also known as Marilyn Manson.

I guess I ought to be ashamed I know that.

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meredith [email] said at 3:36 PM 09-28-2004:
Ew. I actually knew that too. And I don't even like his stuff.

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kiche [email] said at 4:57 PM 09-28-2004:
i think a brian bibbly mask would be MUCH scarier.

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julie [email] said at 3:45 PM 09-28-2004:
Brian Warner's mug shot. ...Well, it's almost make-up free.

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dave [email] said at 4:02 PM 09-28-2004:
4Gs for doing the grind! Damn!

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carla [email] said at 7:43 PM 09-28-2004:
hahahaha. his middle name is Hugh.

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craig [email] said at 3:42 PM 09-28-2004:
I pre-ordered my copy.

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meredith [email] said at 3:48 PM 09-28-2004:
Craig, if I had a Dope Show, I'd make you one of my stars.

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craig [email] said at 4:15 PM 09-28-2004:
Yay!

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John. said at 5:47 PM 09-28-2004:
Neal, I can get you a copy of this. We've got a stack of them at the radio station. It's about time.

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neal [email] said at 5:52 PM 09-28-2004:
Can I get a poster with that CD?

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meredith [email] said at 11:04 PM 09-28-2004:
John, make Neal sponsor us.

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brandon [email] said at 12:45 AM 09-29-2004:
Marilyn Manson is the single most important artist of the latter half of the 20th century.

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ericanm [email] said at 1:36 AM 09-29-2004:
i am not surprised you feel this way.

p.s. rose macgowan

p.p.s. dita von teese

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brandon [email] said at 1:51 AM 09-29-2004:
I don't actually feel that way. However, I thought that it would make Neal chuckle, now you've ruined it for Neal who has so very few things to laugh about.

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ericanm [email] said at 2:09 AM 09-29-2004:
i only care about what is fun/funny for me.

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brandon [email] said at 2:17 AM 09-29-2004:
For that very reason, the Jews had so little entertainment when they lined up for the showers. That's the legacy you operate within. I hope it makes you proud.

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ericanm [email] said at 2:23 AM 09-29-2004:
the nazis had flare they made the jews wear

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brandon [email] said at 2:38 AM 09-29-2004:
God, we should really just get this over with and fuck? When's your next free weekend, free for fucking, I mean.

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ericanm [email] said at 2:56 AM 09-29-2004:
well i'm never having sex...ever.
when should i meet you at dulles?

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brandon [email] said at 3:42 AM 09-29-2004:
All I can say, Erica, is that you're going to love my cock. I even plan on washing it beforehand. If only we can get some other chick to join in, though, I might get over that whole, I find your legs extremely unattractive thing.

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neal [email] said at 3:15 AM 09-29-2004:
Dammit! Has anyone gone to this link yet!

http://sexuality.about.com/cs/sexualtechnique/ht/howtomasturbate.htm

There is a virtual plethra of jokes and mean comments to be had. It's a "how to" on mastrubation. Come on and get a life people! Damn.

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brandon [email] said at 3:20 AM 09-29-2004:
Cracker, please, my shits on dial-up. Also, I need to try these techniques before I can knock them.

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neal [email] said at 3:29 AM 09-29-2004:
But Brandon, the lady that wrote this article is named Anne Semans. Anne SEMANS.

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brandon [email] said at 3:34 AM 09-29-2004:
What? I don't get it? SEMANS? Isn't that a big name in cosmetics? Did we go to school with her?

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neal [email] said at 3:18 AM 09-29-2004:
Remember, there is no wrong way to masturbate; everyone is different!

Difficulty: Easy

Time Required: 30 minutes to an hour

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brandon [email] said at 3:32 AM 09-29-2004:
Foreskin fun. If your partner is uncircumcised, insert your tongue into the foreskin and circle around the head with it.

This doesn't sound like fun at all, this sounds like some chick simulating scabies on your cock.

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arnie [email] said at 3:46 AM 09-29-2004:
This is a good technique to get rid of the smegma that gets stuck in those hard to q-tip regions.

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brandon [email] said at 4:04 AM 09-29-2004:
Look if you can get a tongue up in there, it shouldn't be any harder to insert a q-tip, either.

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arnie [email] said at 5:20 AM 09-29-2004:
A tongue is much smoother and lubricated. Those hard to get places dont like the scratchy dryness of a q-tip.

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brandon [email] said at 3:37 AM 09-29-2004:
Having one’s genitals lovingly ministered to by a delicate mouth feels wonderful and is an expression of intimacy and trust.

So, it's better when a priest does it?

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neal [email] said at 3:46 AM 09-29-2004:
Your goddamn right it feels better!

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neal [email] said at 3:53 AM 09-29-2004:
10. Don't worry if you don't come on your first try, keep practicing.

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brandon [email] said at 4:07 AM 09-29-2004:
The pastor and I had the hardest time with this step: mass was always late in starting those sundays.

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