MADE AMERICA FREE!

At least according to one of the best belt buckles on my new favorite website, www.buckles4fun.com, a site devoted to selling the most amazing and elaborate selection of pewter belt buckles.

Here are afew of my favorite belt buckle sayings, I purchased one....and I'll reveal it later when I post the awesome picture of me wearing it!

-"Insert coin, unzip, shake well. Guarenteed action. Internal use only" (The belt looks like a coin slot and I reccommended it to Kara, until she pointed out that for some reason it is shaped like a turd)
-"I will give up my gun when they pry my cold dead fingers from it" (Exquisite rifle belt)
-"Truck drivers move the nation" (Simple statement, but the belt is awesome with two huge trucks with a--you guessed it--american flag in the middle)
-"Coon hunter" (This belt has a HUGE COON on it! HUGE!)
-"U.S NAVY Anytime, baby" ( I like this because it doesn't really make sense to me)
-"Sworn to fun, loyal to none" (says it all.)
-"Dazzle 'em with brilliance, or Baffle e'm with bullshit" (What more can I say?)

In general, the massive array of unicorns, sparkling american flags, and hunting symbols makes my year. There's belt buckles for every occasion, and every occupation. There's even one that says "Lineman" and it is a picture of a dude falling off of a powerline. If you can't already tell I'm ridiculously excited and have already said too much. Don't take my word for it. Check it out yourself.

http://imageevent.com/welsh/buckles