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The Killoggs Olympics

If Killoggs were to create their own Olympic teams, who would do what? Is Josh agile enough to be our gymnast? Would Julie and Ed really create an unstoppable beach vollyball team? Could Jake mince and scamper enough to conquer the floor competition? Would Bibbly win the weightlift?

Who would we send? What would they do....

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[ posted by meredith at 08/26/2004 02:22:15 PM ]
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jake [email] said at 2:26 PM 08-26-2004:
awww dammit, this post deserved more than 60 seconds at the top of the page--sorry Meredith.

I'd totally take the improv/movement event.

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jake [email] said at 4:05 PM 08-26-2004:
I just reread the post and...I'm not sure I can mince AND scamper at the same time. I might need a partner. Or a tutu.

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meredith [email] said at 4:06 PM 08-26-2004:
Josh can be your partner. You can mince and he can scamper.

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meredith [email] said at 2:27 PM 08-26-2004:
Personally, I'd like a chance at the hurdles. Or the steeplechase.

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rick [email] said at 2:28 PM 08-26-2004:
There should be an arguing event.

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jake [email] said at 2:29 PM 08-26-2004:
no there shouldn't.

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meredith [email] said at 2:30 PM 08-26-2004:
Ha ha ha!!!

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meredith [email] said at 2:31 PM 08-26-2004:
Well, Rick, perhaps we should put you in synchronized swimming with Nathan. Partially because your heads are similar and because we know we can't count on Josh in that event.

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julie [email] said at 2:39 PM 08-26-2004:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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rick [email] said at 2:46 PM 08-26-2004:
I would find it hard to perform if you were trying to drown me too. Then again, I could distract you with a blue bottle. Oh wait, I already used that.

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meredith [email] said at 2:54 PM 08-26-2004:
I would promise not to drown you. I only try to drown people who splash me and also look stupid while they swim.

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rick [email] said at 2:48 PM 08-26-2004:
Urban cycling would be another event. I should like to take on Andy and Evan.

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rick [email] said at 2:48 PM 08-26-2004:
Sonny would undoubtably be a favorite in Backyard Wrestling.

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rick [email] said at 2:54 PM 08-26-2004:
Nathan and Andrew would be favored in the pick-up basketball event.

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meredith [email] said at 2:58 PM 08-26-2004:
Perfect, perfect...

I'm going to have to make a cartoon of all of this at some point...

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julie [email] said at 2:32 PM 08-26-2004:
I want fencing! It's the only event where it's acceptable to shout out lines from Hamlet and Monty Python, flesh wounds and hits, very palpable hits, and so on. Plus, it's a nice metaphor for the sharp exchanges on killoggs. En garde!

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meredith [email] said at 2:36 PM 08-26-2004:
Okay, you can have fencing, but who will accompany Ed in Beach Vollyball now?

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julie [email] said at 2:39 PM 08-26-2004:
maybe I can compete in both events. What were those energy pills called, again?

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julie [email] said at 2:40 PM 08-26-2004:
I can think of several candidates for the HIGH dive.

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kara [email] said at 2:40 PM 08-26-2004:
I cant really remember who's posted recently so here's them all:

abby
adam
amanda
amy
andrew
andy
ang
angele
angie
anna
anotherben
areone
arnie
bendependent
blake
boudet
brad
brandon
brandona
breckany
brianbibbly
buzz
byron
carla
cecil
chrisx
clay
colin
courtney
craig
cricket
crystal
daisy
daniel
denee
denny
dianne
dima
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ed
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jeremy
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joe
john
jon
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julie
kara
kate
katie
kaycee
kelly
kevin
kiche
kyle
laura
lenora
linus
loren
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manbeef
marcia
mark
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mattgoon
meredith
michele
mike
milky
myriam
nathan
neal
nelson
nick
noah
pokey
rebecca
reggie
rick
rob
rolyat
sally
sarah
scott
sean
seth
shauna
shelly
sonny
talice
teresa
wil
will
xmeredithx
yvonne
zach
zack

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abby [email] said at 2:41 PM 08-26-2004:
I AM NUMBAR ONE

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cecil [email] said at 3:58 PM 08-26-2004:
abby seedy effigy
a chai latte elemental pea
curious tea [ultra-voilet]
double your ex's whiningz

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julie [email] said at 4:04 PM 08-26-2004:
where were you when we needed you?

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cecil [email] said at 4:17 PM 08-26-2004:
SAY, SOUR?

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julie [email] said at 4:18 PM 08-26-2004:
!!!!!

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jake [email] said at 2:45 PM 08-26-2004:
I nominate Bibbly and me for the monkey knife fight.

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brianbibbly [email] said at 2:51 PM 08-26-2004:
I envision more of a Michael Jackson "Beat It" video dance knife fight. With 80's attire in full effect.

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meredith [email] said at 2:52 PM 08-26-2004:
Could you guys do this on ice skates? Then we could throw you into the Pairs competition and you could have Beat It as your music.

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jake [email] said at 2:53 PM 08-26-2004:
alright, but my 80's attire is a corduroy jacket with leather elbow patches and a windsor knot.

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ed [email] said at 7:23 PM 08-26-2004:
I could complete in the "I'm Fat" Weird Al video, only it'd have to be renamed to "I used to be fat, now I'm just husky."

/ham on

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meredith [email] said at 2:46 PM 08-26-2004:
I think Myriam and I can do team rowing.

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myriam [email] said at 3:03 PM 08-26-2004:
BIG BICEPS

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myriam [email] said at 3:09 PM 08-26-2004:
i used to dive. if you fall in i will heroically save you.

also i am decent at volleyball, but not on the beach. but i dig those outfits they were.

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meredith [email] said at 3:15 PM 08-26-2004:
You could be our high dive girl!

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myriam [email] said at 3:47 PM 08-26-2004:
i'd need a sparkly outfit.

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meredith [email] said at 3:48 PM 08-26-2004:
Pink sparkles?

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myriam [email] said at 3:55 PM 08-26-2004:
and a medic.

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ed [email] said at 8:10 PM 08-26-2004:
Sonny's gotcha covered!

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milky [email] said at 2:51 PM 08-26-2004:
I want to take Kiche on in head to head pointless argument match!

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meredith [email] said at 2:53 PM 08-26-2004:
How about you and Kiche for boxing? That's pretty much like a pointless argument match. Just keep going until one person is too tired to care to get up anymore.

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milky [email] said at 2:57 PM 08-26-2004:
No, because Kiche knocked someone's kneecap out of alignment in HS and I saw him bodyslam Kinko Joseph.

I don't want them hands!

But me and you can get in the ring and go bareknuckle, Meredith. You've got reach and you're fit.

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meredith [email] said at 3:01 PM 08-26-2004:
But my coordination is limited. See my Stupid Injury post.

We need a partner for Kiche. He can stay in boxing. Perhaps you can do swimming? We need a swimmer.

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milky [email] said at 3:16 PM 08-26-2004:
Kiche can swim really well. He was also a 10k runner 10 years ago or so.

I think if you and I boxed, it'd be a comedy of errors. I'd pay to see that.

Ribbon twirling?

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meredith [email] said at 3:17 PM 08-26-2004:
Ribbon twirling belongs to Jake. He's the mincer.

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jake [email] said at 3:19 PM 08-26-2004:
That's Mr. Mincing Ribbon Twirler to you, missy.

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meredith [email] said at 3:22 PM 08-26-2004:
aaaaaand QUOTED!

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myriam [email] said at 3:21 PM 08-26-2004:
he can untie his ascot and use that!

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meredith [email] said at 3:18 PM 08-26-2004:
Also, I never knew Kiche was so athletic! He has layers.

Why don't we fence so we can hurl insults at each other in a Shakespearean dialect. Kind of like what Julie wants to do.

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rick [email] said at 3:20 PM 08-26-2004:
Or cut off limbs until one of you is just a schrieking, stump on the ground.

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meredith [email] said at 3:23 PM 08-26-2004:
Rick, this is supposed to be friendly competition. Not a scene from The Holy Grail.

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rick [email] said at 3:24 PM 08-26-2004:
Same difference.

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milky [email] said at 3:51 PM 08-26-2004:
Fence? Shakespeare?

We're going at it with stress mallets and ghetto boys quotes

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kiche [email] said at 3:37 PM 08-26-2004:
kiche can barely swim. kiche sinks like a rock.

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meredith [email] said at 3:39 PM 08-26-2004:
Or Kiche sinks like a Josh. Perhaps you and Josh could do synchronized sinking.

You could run. You could be the distance runner.

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kiche [email] said at 4:16 PM 08-26-2004:
josh and i could have a "sink race". who can sink to the bottom first.

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milky [email] said at 4:00 PM 08-26-2004:
Punk, you swam with hand weights on.

Kiche has the beginnings of a six-pack in 99. He did crunches and jogged with weights.

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kiche [email] said at 4:16 PM 08-26-2004:
i never swam with hand weights, or had the beginnings of a six-pack.

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jake [email] said at 2:53 PM 08-26-2004:
There's no such event.
Prove otherwise.

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milky [email] said at 2:56 PM 08-26-2004:
You guys joke, but give us two 40oz bottles of OE, and turn on FOX News and there will be bitching the likes of which you've never seen.

Then we'll veer off topic.

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jake [email] said at 2:59 PM 08-26-2004:
Killoggs:
All about the sharing,
and all about the threadrot.

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myriam [email] said at 3:05 PM 08-26-2004:
i hate the term threadrot

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jake [email] said at 3:07 PM 08-26-2004:
nothing tickles my fancy like a long drive through the hills for some pansy diddling on the old threadrot spot.

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myriam [email] said at 3:08 PM 08-26-2004:
haha ok that's enough. now

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jake [email] said at 3:10 PM 08-26-2004:
awwww.

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kara [email] said at 3:02 PM 08-26-2004:
i'm not athletic
I'd pick soccer

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myriam [email] said at 3:05 PM 08-26-2004:
haha are these statements meant to be taken as cause and effect?

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meredith [email] said at 3:19 PM 08-26-2004:
Kara, you must pick your soccer team! You are the captain now.

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craig [email] said at 3:07 PM 08-26-2004:
I nominate myself for the javelin toss.

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meredith [email] said at 3:19 PM 08-26-2004:
Yes! And Ben can throw the discus.

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rick [email] said at 3:22 PM 08-26-2004:
Kiche could hurl a keg of the Beast.

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rick [email] said at 3:22 PM 08-26-2004:
And when he got his medal, he could give the Sign Of The Beast.

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brianbibbly [email] said at 3:28 PM 08-26-2004:
I could just hurl. All over the ground.

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ed [email] said at 8:15 PM 08-26-2004:
Back In The Day, I would have totally challenged you.

Now, with my thimble-stomach, my output is much less impressive.

Unless you wanna go with the "burst facial capillaries" competition, in which case I would totally PWN.

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cecil [email] said at 3:30 PM 08-26-2004:
I hear he's got a big discus.

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meredith [email] said at 3:33 PM 08-26-2004:
You can do the pole vault.

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cecil [email] said at 3:40 PM 08-26-2004:
and I bet Bibbly's real good at the shot put

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milky [email] said at 8:21 PM 08-26-2004:
i'm decent at the pot shut.

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andrew d said at 3:43 PM 08-26-2004:
josh is good at tetherball.

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meredith [email] said at 3:50 PM 08-26-2004:
Is that even a sport?

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Woody said at 5:14 PM 08-26-2004:
Only at the S&M Olympics. And it's called tetherballs.

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myriam [email] said at 5:15 PM 08-26-2004:
man, i can't wait till your kids grow up and read this.

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amanda [email] said at 7:37 PM 08-26-2004:
I can figure skate, so I could do that for the winter games. I still have my glittery dresses, even. I can also ski. I could represent Killoggs in any of the equestrian events or sailing for the summer games.

Someone HAS to do curling for Team Killoggs.

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ed [email] said at 8:15 PM 08-26-2004:
Pubic Hair Curling?

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brandon [email] said at 12:09 AM 08-28-2004:
I could anchor shitathelon, when you shit on someone's chest and have to produce a particular consistency at the judges behest. I could give examples.

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brandon [email] said at 12:10 AM 08-28-2004:
~anchor the

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