Holy rancid condiments!
I just opened my fridge (which has been functioning as a pantry), to see if I had some kind of food that I'd forgotten.
I picked up a bag of mushy rotten carrots, and suddenly I realized that the rotten much in my hand was cold!
Rejoice!
What's more, I opened a Yuengling I had left in there... and it still tastes good!

If I could drive right now, I'd go to Safeway and stock up on food, glorious frozen food, and ice cold beverages.

Nothing doing for a snack right now, but this beer will do just fine.