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julie



Paging Ben, Ben to the sales floor please

This has to be you. I even have a witness who can place you at the Black Cat on the night in question.


Jenn rhymes with Ben.

We met over cookies and milk. You showed me your journal. Pink converse. Obscene cartoons. I showed you my party dress. Laughed. Bought you a beer. I didn’t want to invade the circuit of creativity between you and your cohort. I could have talked to you all night. I should have put my number in your journal, which you mentioned I will likely be in (and which you should publish, damn it!) when do I get to see it?

When: Friday, July 30, 2004
Where: The Black Cat
I saw a: Man
I am a: Woman
Date posted: Saturday, July 31, 2004

[ posted by julie at 08/12/2004 10:07:22 PM ]
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julie [email] said at 10:10 PM 08-12-2004:
(from the "I Saw You" ads)
myriam [email] said at 10:11 PM 08-12-2004:
omg that rocks! ben ben! do eet!
erica norman mailer [ url ]
said at 10:31 PM 08-12-2004:
i am said cohort in the ad
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    pokey [email] said at 10:37 PM 08-12-2004:
    Was the chick hot?
      erica norman mailer [ url ]
      said at 11:55 AM 08-13-2004:
      i think kara and i both said to ben "oh god please don't make out with this girl" and ben was like "oh man, don't worry i won't."
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        julie [email] said at 12:06 PM 08-13-2004:
        gee, i hope she doesn't read killoggs!
          erica norman mailer [ url ]
          said at 12:14 PM 08-13-2004:
          the thing is, i was just as lit as ben was this night, and i don't remember what she looked like at all. other than the party dress and fishnets. the ladies i was with were not into her wardrobe at ALL.

          for all i know i flew home on a magic carpet that night.
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        kara [email] said at 5:29 PM 08-14-2004:
        I guess you mean the other Kara?
        Please always specify.
        She is DC Kara.
        I am Kara Mae.
myriam [email] said at 10:42 PM 08-12-2004:
i imagine this happens to ben all the time
angie [email] said at 11:47 PM 08-12-2004:
I saw that and was like "..hey! I bet thats the ben I knoww!" and then Carla assured me it was. Frame it.
courtney [email] said at 3:08 AM 08-13-2004:
oh yeah, totally, ben. I see your new pink converse are suiting you well.
josh [email] said at 5:49 AM 08-13-2004:
Ben responded to this ad and spoke to the girl like 4 days ago.
Bendependent [email] said at 9:16 AM 08-13-2004:
oh man. it made it here. i knew someone would post this.

yeah. i don't remember much of that night other than the fabulously horrible drawings me and erica were doing.

i did respond to it. i kinda had to. plus it was free for me to respond...

i think i'm gonna hang out with her sometime next week. i honestly don't remember what she looked like.

i redesigned that there matches page by the way. it's still got some issues, but it's way less janky then it was before. i didn't even have to do it. some company made those pages and i just sent them a mockup of what i wanted them to change it to.

you may notice a very familiar shade of blue. tee hee hee.

i'm such a sellout. it IS the best shade of blue ever tho...

p.s. i'm trying to stop using the word "ghetto" and instead bring back the old favorite "janky" as a replacement. my friend munish and i decided this a few weeks ago. janky's making a comeback cos ghetto is really getting kinda janky.
jess meller said at 3:34 PM 08-13-2004:
WORST party dress, like she was dressed up for halloween but in july. i disapprove, next level gross for serious.
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    amanda [email] said at 2:19 PM 08-14-2004:
    That describes most of my dresses up until I moved to D.C. and could no longer bear the gawking from the stuck-up hipsters who claimed to be all "DIY/punk rock" but bought all of their drab faux vintage clothing from Urban Outfitters/The Gap/etc. The D.C. scene exhibits the most collectively boring sense of style I've witnessed, for a scene with its size and history. This girl was probably just trying to have some fashion fun in a sea of tiresome drear.
      julie [email] said at 3:29 PM 08-14-2004:
      I am officially tired of all the DC-scene bashing. For the record. All of you haters have obviously been hanging out at the wrong places, with the wrong people. I wish I had a picture of every time my friends and I went out in crazy outfits and/or wigs, and NO, we didn't get snubbed by these imaginary "stuck-up hipsters" who seem to exist only in killoggs posts. Seriously, people. This anti-DC stuff is getting old.
        amanda [email] said at 4:05 PM 08-14-2004:
        Whoa, tiger! I didn't mean to imply that I hate the D.C. scene altogether. It certainly has some worthy attributes that I appreciate. It was just my personal observation while I lived there that it seemed very shy or timid or SOMETHING along those lines. Strangers were not friendly or outgoing toward me until I started to meet scenesters-by-D.C.-birthright through work, etc. Then, I was apparently worthy of their conversation/attention. Their clothing seemed to reflect that, in my mind.

        I had oodles of fun in D.C., but I also had some experiences that soured my impressions. Coming from a place where we went out of our way to make everyone feel included in the scene, it was a bit of a shock to move somewhere where everyone was so goddamn quiet and reserved. I'm still a completely different person when I visit D.C. than I am anywhere else I've ever been. The atmosphere causes me to tighten the reins, so to speak. I love the friends I made while I lived there, but I'm glad that I don't live there anymore.

        Again, that is just my opinion as a humble outsider who never picked up on the D.C.-pride thing. D.C. reminds me too much of Milwaukee, and I have always loathed Milwaukee.
        abby [email] said at 4:35 PM 08-14-2004:
        its not a hallucination!
          ed [email] said at 5:37 PM 08-14-2004:
          I'd like to buy a "N", Alex.
            amanda [email] said at 5:46 PM 08-14-2004:
            Who is the wrong host of the wrong game show, Ed?
              ed [email] said at 5:50 PM 08-14-2004:
              One-third credits to Amanda.

              Also, it's buy an N, and you can't buy consonants.
                amanda [email] said at 5:55 PM 08-14-2004:
                I was mostly concerned about the the misuse of Mr. Trebek. I caught the "an" thing as well, though I didn't mention it.

                I forgot that you only buy vowels. I haven't watch "Wheel" in years. I'm much more of a trivia girl.
        kara [email] said at 5:28 PM 08-14-2004:
        I must have spent several years hanging out in the wrong places.
      julie [email] said at 3:53 PM 08-14-2004:
      (Amanda, I don't mean to direct this at you personally. I think both of us were looking pretty cute at the Dirtfarm party, but maybe that doesn't count as DC. I just wish I had known you when you lived here; I would've gone out in dresses with you.)
        amanda [email] said at 4:07 PM 08-14-2004:
        Yay! The next time I visit, I will bring my hideous gold dress and we will go dancing!
      zack [email] said at 11:29 PM 08-14-2004:
      i actually noticed this but said it really mean. I think it has more to do with "scene" stuff than DC in particular.
Bob [ url ]
said at 4:48 AM 08-14-2004:
I read this ad.

I knew it was Ben.

I knew it would make Killoggs.

I am psychic, clamdigga!
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ed [email] said at 5:54 PM 08-14-2004:
I think that it is a moral imperative that every Killoggian click on the "email me" button and regale Jenn with our collective wit.
    ed [email] said at 5:56 PM 08-14-2004:
    And by "collective," of course, I mean "janky."
    julie [email] said at 9:01 PM 08-14-2004:
    Or click on the "flirt with me" button!
      ed [email] said at 9:33 PM 08-14-2004:
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