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 | meredith [email] said at 3:13 PM 08-05-2004:
Or they could be songs about Killoggs. Perhaps a Gilligan's Island type of one that mentions several heads. |
 | josh [email] said at 3:17 PM 08-05-2004:
I predict few but Cecil and Ed will fufill your wish... perhaps Brandon. |
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| meredith [email] said at 3:18 PM 08-05-2004:
How many people were on Killoggs on it's very first day? |
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| meredith [email] said at 3:25 PM 08-05-2004:
Okay, this is actually getting hard. There's no one to be the Millionare. |
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| meredith [email] said at 3:32 PM 08-05-2004:
No, it works out that Ben is Gilligan and Josh is the Skipper. This is actually really hard to write. |
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| josh [email] said at 5:29 PM 08-05-2004:
Yeah I guess Ben would be Gilligan... |
 | julie [email] said at 4:45 PM 08-05-2004:
Wil might be a millionaire. I mean, I hope he is. |
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| meredith [email] said at 10:23 AM 08-06-2004:
My song has become very irratic. I might need a cowriter. |
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| julie [email] said at 10:24 AM 08-06-2004:
At your service! show me what you have so far. |
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| meredith [email] said at 10:25 AM 08-06-2004:
okay... e-mailing the head that is Julie.... |
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| julie [email] said at 3:33 PM 08-05-2004:
To the tune of The Star Spangled Banner
Oh say can you see
By the screen's bluish light
What so proudly we wrote
When we came home so shit-faced
Whose blue field and cute heads
By the harsh office light
O'er our shoulders, our bosses watched
Were so smugly not disgraced
And the Ladies fine Club!
Where we talk about scrubs!
And the Gents lovely crew
where they talk about us, too.
Oh, say, does that webpage
Still make everyone grin?
It's your source for tentacle pr0n
and naked Ooooolsen twins! |
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| meredith [email] said at 3:35 PM 08-05-2004:
This is the BEST!!! Julie ROCKS! |
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| julie [email] said at 3:37 PM 08-05-2004:
and it only took me, um, 13 minutes. hey, my boss came in, what can I say? |
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| meredith [email] said at 3:38 PM 08-05-2004:
I'm still working on Gilligan's Island. It's kind of hard. I think I might have to take a break and go to the gym and see if I think better when I come back. |
 | cecil [email] said at 5:46 PM 08-05-2004:
flabbergasted |
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| julie [email] said at 3:42 PM 08-05-2004:
speaking of gilligan's island, did you know that every single Emily Dickinson poem can be sung to that tune?
try it, it's fun!
Because I could not stop for death,
He kindly stopped for meeee.
The carriage held but just ourselves,
and immortaliteeeeee |
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| meredith [email] said at 3:44 PM 08-05-2004:
Oh my God! You learn something new every day!
Did you know that the Iniad(sp) can be sung to the tune of Elenor Rigby if you sing it in Latin? |
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| julie [email] said at 4:20 PM 08-05-2004:
This won't be funny to anyone but me, but I have this song stuck in my head, so here goes:
To the tune of La-La-La (Means I love you)
Kill-Kill-Kill (Means Killoggs)
Many guys have come to you
with a post that wasn't true
and you fell for it (fell for it)
Using clever psuedonyms
and hiding IPs at whim,
They told you to eat shit (to eat shit)
Now I don't have a lot to say
I didn't even post to the front page today-hay
All I know is, Kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill
means Killoggs!
Oh baby, please!
Kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill
means Killoggs!
If I ever read a post
That I like much more than most
I will respond to it (respond to ittt)
I will try to make a joke
and not whine that stuff is broke
Cuz Josh is fixin it (fixin itttt)
The things I am postin are true-ue-ue!
And the way I respond to you-hoo!
Listen to me, Kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill
means Killoggs!
Oh baby, please!
Kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill
means Killoggs! |
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| cecil [email] said at 6:22 PM 08-05-2004:
Cecil Seaside is my real name. |
 | brianbibbly [email] said at 6:31 PM 08-05-2004:
No, it's Robert Kranzke, but nice try. |
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| cecil [email] said at 11:24 PM 08-05-2004:
Is that B. W. Harrell talkin? What's the W for, WANKER? |
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| josh [email] said at 4:28 PM 08-05-2004:
Julie is the new Ed. |
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| julie [email] said at 4:29 PM 08-05-2004:
But with a god-ectomy. |
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| julie [email] said at 5:12 PM 08-05-2004:
it is not as painful as a tonsillectomy. in fact, it feels Grrrrr-eat! |
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| brianbibbly [email] said at 5:17 PM 08-05-2004:
Yeah, I had my God-ectomy when I should have had the tonsillectomy: when I was a child. |
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| julie [email] said at 5:19 PM 08-05-2004:
did they let you keep Him in a jar afterwards? |
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| brianbibbly [email] said at 5:24 PM 08-05-2004:
Nah, he was put in the biohazard container with the rest of the toxic waste. |
dave said at 5:56 PM 08-05-2004:
josh and bill o'reilly sitting in a tree
k i s s i n g
bill keeps talking louder and has no class
josh is just scared bill will touch his ass
tada! i've lowered myself yet another level... liberating. |
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| meredith [email] said at 11:53 PM 08-05-2004:
Ha ha ha ha ha! And Josh thought this post would bring no good. |
david [ url ]
said at 7:36 AM 08-06-2004:
i have had the oompa loompa song in my head for a week, it rhymes with everything!! try it!! also the Australian national anthem can be sung to the Gilligans island theme... odd. |
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| meredith [email] said at 10:59 AM 08-06-2004:
The Killoggs Song. To the tune of Gilligan's Island.
by Meredith and Alan Smithee
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
You'd better grab a beer
And turn off any firewalls,
Cuz the Killoggs song is here!
The Ben was a mighty cartoon man,
The web nerd brave and sure,
When he and his pal launched the site that day
For a three hour tour.
A three hour tour. [ sound of thunder: crack! ]
The cynicism started getting rough,
The tiny blog was tossed.
If not for the courage of the witty crew,
The Killoggs would be lost.
The Killoggs would be lost.
Pretty soon it was so crowded,
it was sure no desert isle
With Beeeeen, the Sisko too,
The cell cam pic and the quotes,
The blue background, the journals and the member's clubs,
Here on Killoggs yeah!
So this is the tale of our Killoggs heads
They're here for a long, long time
They'll have to make the best of things,
Fighting trolls & pick-up lines.
Ben and his gay lover too,
Will do their very best,
To make the members comfortable,
and persecute the rest.
No colors here but blue and white!
Not a single luxury,
Like Donkey Kong or Q-bert, it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each day my freinds,
You're sure to love our blogs,
From 117 cartoon heads,
Here on Killoggs! |
Alan Smithee said at 11:07 AM 08-06-2004:
er, make that 114 cartoon heads. |
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| meredith [email] said at 11:11 AM 08-06-2004:
Eh, three heads here, three heads there... 117 might be accurate in a few months the way we're producing. |
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