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 | brianbibbly [email] said at 2:35 PM 07-15-2004:
Ok Blake, I know you are new here, but get with the program. First you posted back to back. That is a no-no. Second, you double posted. That is a serious no-no.
Just wanted to let you know before everyone else chimes in. |
 | kara [email] said at 2:36 PM 07-15-2004:
dont mess with blake dude |
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| brianbibbly [email] said at 2:52 PM 07-15-2004:
you're really starting to get on my nerves. |
 | craig [email] said at 3:04 PM 07-15-2004:
Yeah no shit. This isn't Karaloggs. |
Sick Eddy said at 7:27 PM 07-15-2004:
hahahha OWNED |
 | myriam [email] said at 7:38 PM 07-15-2004:
man "owned" is soooo old.
about 12 years old, as a matter of fact. |
 | boudet [email] said at 2:35 PM 07-15-2004:
damage, double post...that ain't gonna get you head any quicker. |
 | loren [email] said at 2:37 PM 07-15-2004:
no head for you! |
 | josh [email] said at 2:41 PM 07-15-2004:
Man, TRIPLE POST! |
ericaw (evil nm) [ url ]
said at 2:49 PM 07-15-2004:
are you giving up your board king crown because i will totally take it |
 | jeremy [email] said at 3:41 PM 07-15-2004:
If I were josh sisk I'd come to Baltimore and go to the bar with Jeremy.
I think I'm going to see growing at the talking head and maybe going out for a drink first, if mono will come down early. He probably has to work though.. |
 | brandon [email] said at 3:51 PM 07-15-2004:
...I'd stop taking it up the ass. There are other things to deaden the pain your father left you with. |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:52 PM 07-15-2004:
...I'd convince Julie to fuck that guy Brandon, he's so fetch. |
 | julie [email] said at 4:14 PM 07-15-2004:
Convince me yourself, I'll be in Chicago next month.
Don't worry, I already have someone meeting me at the airport. |
 | cecil [email] said at 4:19 PM 07-15-2004:
camcorder! |
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| brandon [email] said at 5:45 PM 07-15-2004:
I'll be gone by then. It doesn't matter. We are not meant to be. |
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| julie [email] said at 6:46 PM 07-15-2004:
Just my luck. |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:54 PM 07-15-2004:
...I would never, ever tell Julie about Brandon's case of chlamydia. |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:56 PM 07-15-2004:
... I wouldn't tell the girls about the secret code in the GC that, a'la Porky's, allows us to view the LC -- but only one line at a time. |
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| cecil [email] said at 4:16 PM 07-15-2004:
... I would have served up the cyanide Kool Aid a long time ago. |
 | joe [email] said at 4:37 PM 07-15-2004:
if I was Josk Sish,
I'd break Joe Mitra's edge. |
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| josh [email] said at 4:41 PM 07-15-2004:
You totally drank some Mojito last night! I already posted it on edgebreakers! |
 | abby [email] said at 12:03 AM 07-16-2004:
SO BUSTED |
Sesur said at 7:49 PM 07-15-2004:
...make killoggs faster. Louisianians, whichever one you may be, stop scanning my ports. |
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| brandon [email] said at 10:52 PM 07-15-2004:
Nobody is scanning your ports, dick cheese. Sesur, when you pound out your aggression on Killoggs it, well, it turns into obsession. So, back to the front, motherfucker. |
Sesur said at 11:31 PM 07-15-2004:
You're hardly the authority of my ports, so please shut your ignorant hole up.
I have no aggression or obsession associated killoggs; just a viscous, semen-like jelly consisting of a precious blend of love, angst, a bit of cunfusion, and general malice.
It seems the Heads tire of your shenanigans, and I tire of people confusing me for you. Whatever you do, always remember: I eally am a Mother-Fucker. |
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| brandon [email] said at 11:52 PM 07-15-2004:
You are a child.
And, you're pretty obsessed dude, you log on constantly -- the headed can see you -- and you're clearly frustrated by having your response time retarded.
Thus you are a twofold retard.
Also, you clearly misunderstand the nature of the heads. We are all the same entity, Sesur.
You are me, Sesur. I am you. We started this together. We work in tandem. Our collaboration is public knowledge. |
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| brandon [email] said at 11:58 PM 07-15-2004:
What's the matter Sesur? Can't respond? Having trouble with your reload times? |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:03 AM 07-16-2004:
I guess you'll be responding in a few hours. Night, Sesur, perhaps you can find a better live journal that doesn't treat you like the mealy-mouhed,callow faggot you are. |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:11 AM 07-16-2004:
ha ha ha ha ha, newman. |
Sesur said at 12:27 AM 07-16-2004:
You're so lucky I killoggs is being retarded to me. |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:28 AM 07-16-2004:
You're so lucky I killoggs is be retarded to me
Careful, you don't drool on your keyboard there. |
Sesur said at 12:20 AM 07-16-2004:
It comes as no surprise to me that the Heads are privy to my activity here on Killoggs; I pretty much assumed that from day one. My response time may be delayed, but I am hardly frustrated by it. I just occupy myself with my customized "Kara tales". Man, she's so good.
You may think I'm child. A twofold retarded one at that. I think I can live with the opinion of an enigma. You, on the otherhand, have always been less than that. You are literally nobody. You are part of an anonymous series of a satire and crass portion of every Head's being. You are a conglomerate of haphazard ideas and humorous verbosity. With no clear fidelity, and ambiguous intentions, you don't seem to exist or even fulfill any purpose. |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:23 AM 07-16-2004:
This was pretty weak, Sesur. As far as existing to "fulfill any purpose" -- what a horrific existence that would be. Are you a Christian? 'Cause you sure talk stupid like one.
I guess we'll hear back from you, when, around one-ish? |
Sesur said at 12:39 AM 07-16-2004:
You fucking moron, I'm talking about killoggs, not the dank abyss of your perverse life. I am no christian. I am very anti-religous, so don't ever think I am going to try to improve your inherent defects or save your soul, or any other of that fairy-tale shit. |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:51 AM 07-16-2004:
Oh, Sesur, come mumble some benedictions into my ear.
I need some of that old-fashioned healing. The kind they sue about in Boston, you seem like you could be a pederast, obviously you want to fuck me like one. I'm not dressing in plaid no matter how many times you IM me perv.
5 elements of my responses have already gone way over your head. Can you name them? Keep up, snookums. |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:55 AM 07-16-2004:
I'll check back around 12:30, hon, when you can post again. Maybe, to get the full effect, you should go stand and face the corner during time-out. |
Sesur said at 1:21 AM 07-16-2004:
I'll be thinking of you while I defecate in anticipation, you sloppy bitch. |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:22 AM 07-16-2004:
That's pretty fucking gay. You're thinking of me while you're flexing your anal muscles? You must be a bottom. |
Sesur said at 1:44 AM 07-16-2004:
Actually, it's the excrement I am so adamantly trying to expel that reminds me of you. |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:52 AM 07-16-2004:
Sesur, this sounds even more homosexual. You're saying that something you have inside you - inside your ass -- something that you have to bear down on, something that affects your brain in a slurry of tightening and release, something that's a wisp away from the erogenic forces (one of the big three that - according to you - guides your every moment) something that intimate, something that stimulating, reminds you of me.
You are a huge fag. |
Sesur said at 2:02 AM 07-16-2004:
HA! If feces reminds you of homoseual fantasies about tightening and releasing things, that's your problem. Wow. |
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| brandon [email] said at 2:11 AM 07-16-2004:
You're the one that brought up the fact that when you drop your pants you think about me. I'm merely fleshing out the details of your bizarre and shameful fantasy. |
Sesur said at 1:05 AM 07-16-2004:
Geezus, Brandon... If your "elements" went over my head, how am I supposed to identify them. It defies logic, stupid. You really shouldn't try so hard. If you want me to keep up, slow down. I am not gonna play your little game of delusions. If your literary "elements" required scrutiny, I'd demand college credit. There's no sense in interpreting a prepubescent fagamuffin who uses the word "shookums". |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:19 AM 07-16-2004:
Faggot, if my references and turns of phrase go over your head, I think that identifies you as the "moron." What defies "logic" is you sitting there, sweating profusing, probably swearing to yourself as you wait out each interminable upload period.
If prepubescence is indicated by my use of "snookums" (not shookums, retard) dare I ask what "fagamuffin" signifies?
There is no "little game." You are an unwanted troll. You stand a hair's breadth away from being totally banned from this site. I'm working on something monotonous and I avail myself of you for amusement?
Shall you continue on, sir? Do you like being made a fool? Does it please you? Does it please you as much as the sex with underaged boys does? Does it make you feel as guilty? As dirty? |
Sesur said at 1:39 AM 07-16-2004:
HA! You greatly underestimate me, Brandon. Often this is a direct result of being a cocky little rapist, which you seem to be.
Brandon, if you don't want, then don't want me. You can consume the trough of entrails and bile, but you can't bitch about it when you do it willingly, you fucking oinker. If you don't appreciate my filth, go fuck yourself, and enjoy the ensuing fluids over wine and a light salad.
Do I look a fool? Once again: you underestimate me. I have no shame, pride, guilt, or any other debilitating emotions besides greed, hate and erogenic desire. If you think even for a second that you are intimidating me, you can just continue this ridiculous line of attack, and try for something more tangible. |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:43 AM 07-16-2004:
"Do I look a fool? Once again: you underestimate me. I have no shame, pride, guilt, or any other debilitating emotions besides greed, hate and erogenic desire"
Oh man: you're 12 and you've read Nietzche. Shouldn't you be in bed?
The purpose isn't intimidation. The purpose is making you look a fool: so far I'm merely facilitating your own prodigious talent. I feel some remorse now, seeing that you are merely a youngster. |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:45 AM 07-16-2004:
Should I set a timer? Have you finished your algebra II assignments? |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:48 AM 07-16-2004:
For your next response, Sesur, please spare us the undergraduate/high school coffee shop bluster.
Tell us how you really feel, tell us how you act on the world guided by your greed, hatred and erogenic zones. It sounds fascinating. |
Sesur said at 2:06 AM 07-16-2004:
I will talk to you later Brandon. This is getting nowher, and I have lots of drinking to do tonight. Til next time, you extra sloppy bitch. |
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| brandon [email] said at 2:10 AM 07-16-2004:
extra sloppy
That's a pathetic attempt.
Tell us, Sesur, is it the greed that drives you to drink? Or is it the hate? The self-hatred, you self-hating homo? Or is it a hatred of your greedy erogenous drives that drives you to drown out the shameful things you do with the cat? |
Sesur said at 6:44 AM 07-16-2004:
You certainly have a talent for words Brandon, although they are as legible as the excuses your parents had for spawning your abortive self. |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:09 PM 07-16-2004:
You certainly have a talent for words Brandon.
Why thank you, Sesur, I imagine my verbalness goes a long way in explaining why you want, so badly, to be penetrated by me.
although they are as legible
Wow! That's quite an observation, Sesur. I must say that your words are very legible, too! Good job.
as the excuses your parents had for spawning your abortive self
Here's where we run into some coherency problems. I see this a lot with kids who read a volume or too of some philosopher whose been adopted into pop culture.
the excuses [my] parents had for spawning [my] abortive self"
Hmmm, this needs some unpacking. And probably some input from you. Tell us, was it the greed, the hate, or your erogenous drives that lead you to craft such a sentence? Honestly, I think that I see jealousy arising, which is a confluence of greed and hate and concupiescence - we'll call it gratiescence - you hate others because you are jealous of the fact that they have the kind of heterosexual sex that you are unequipped to participate in.
This would explain why my parents had to make excuses in favor of having me, you feel that anyone capable of producing new life should feel shame and remorse in the presence of those, like yourself who are either physically incapable, or, as it was mentioned above, too far swayed into the homosexual bent of the sexuality axis, to bring forth young.
abortive self
By this, I think that you mean that - unlike yourself - driven as you are by the three principles, "greed, hate, and erogenous drives" - my, the equal measure of free-will that others seem to enjoy, cause you to equivocate in order to avoid examining the hellish rude/mechanical life you have taken upon yourself to live. You see, we are not more free and better equipped to lead our lives, we have, in your words "broken free of destiny" -- a betrayal, and you, Sesur, are made a classic hero, one who embraces his destiny, one of "hatred, greed, and erogenous drives." A brave one, spent insulting and annoying strangers via an anonymous medium, drinking late at night, alone, hovering above a computer screen waiting, waiting, waiting for it to load. While we, plebians, muck about with our abortive selfs, panting, searching, needing the hate -- where has it gone! -- the greed -- oh, to desire, to desire -- and the erogenous drives! -- oh, it burns, it burns when Sesur pees! |
Sesur said at 1:57 AM 07-16-2004:
Right about Nietzche, wrong about 12. That's the duality of Brandon: one part observant, one part unsubstantiated. When will you become whole again Brandon?
I look a fool, but you remain unchanged (or perhaps you have always been the fool)? You call me prodigious, yet you try to assist me in making myself look a fool? Don't use words you don't fully understand dipshit. |
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| brandon [email] said at 2:06 AM 07-16-2004:
You are indeed foolish, but not in the way your favorite dead, obsolete German philosopher writes.
You are base and not at all admirable.
I suggest that you look up the definition of prodigious.
Here, I'll save you the trouble:
Extraordinary; marvelous: ex. a prodigious talent.
I repeat, you have a prodigious talent for making yourself appear foolish, uneducated, naive, and basically unschooled in basic psychology ("I am driven by greed, hate and erogeny") Right, take that into life and handle the corners.
Perhaps if you were driven more by reading books instead of Star Trek Slash sites, you wouldn't make a ridiculous claim like "you don't know what prodigious means" when clearly, from the context, I do.
I'm merely encouraging you - facilitating you - tonight as you write another chapter of your asinine self. |
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| brandon [email] said at 2:19 AM 07-16-2004:
68.189.66.252 has NOTHING. |
 | ed [email] said at 9:14 AM 07-16-2004:
Brasur - or should I call you Sesdon? - your multiple personality disorder is always amusing, but you far outdid yourself, this time.
Bravo. |
Sesur said at 7:01 AM 07-16-2004:
I'm not admirable? So? I am not here for your worthless adoration, you introverted twit. Your judgement means even less to me, seeing as your an arrogant little homophobe with issues that seem to stem from a combination beastiality and a chronic obsession with bowel movements.
I read plenty of books, and hold a great disdain towards star trek. Why don't you stick to things you know, and abandon the pretentious hyperbole? |
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| josh [email] said at 8:26 AM 07-16-2004:
You stayed up til 1 AM posting, then - only 5 hours later - you start posting again in the wee hours of the morning? On a website populated and about strangers? What's wrong with you? |
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| ed [email] said at 8:39 AM 07-16-2004:
Four hours and thirty-eight minutes. And this time also presumably included "lots of drinking."
I think this indicates at least a mild obsession with people and events with whom he/she/it has never met, and likely will never meet.
In short: no life. |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:11 PM 07-16-2004:
These things I know, Sesur, you are an enormous cock-up and a failure at living. You probably ought to kill yourself before you embarrass your family by raping small boys and castrating yourself in fear. |
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| boudet [email] said at 3:18 PM 07-16-2004:
you like to type, don't ya? |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:22 PM 07-16-2004:
I have a lot of time. |
Michael [ url ]
said at 3:49 AM 07-16-2004:
"You fucking moron, I'm talking about killoggs, not the dank abyss of your perverse life."
That's pretty good. |
 | zack [email] said at 8:48 AM 07-16-2004:
...must admit.. |
 | courtney [email] said at 11:55 PM 07-15-2004:
...rule the intar-web thingy. |
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| zack [email] said at 12:16 AM 07-16-2004:
...suck a hundred mouse dicks wrapped in twine. |
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| ed [email] said at 8:52 AM 07-16-2004:
Wait. While THEY are wrapped in twine, or while YOU are? I'm confused. |
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| zack [email] said at 9:08 AM 07-16-2004:
they. |
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| ed [email] said at 9:12 AM 07-16-2004:
Gothca. Thanks for clearing that up. |
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| brandon [email] said at 5:36 PM 07-16-2004:
Mousedicks in brine, good times be thine.
Mousedicks in cake... |
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| zack [email] said at 6:01 PM 07-16-2004:
, beware the haunted clambake! |
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| abby [email] said at 12:28 AM 07-16-2004:
..wade in a pool of lampreys and allow them to attach themselves to my bare flesh. |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:29 AM 07-16-2004:
...I'd wash ducks for the pyre. |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:30 AM 07-16-2004:
...I'd love you because you look like me. |
erica norman mailer [ url ]
said at 1:59 AM 07-16-2004:
...i'd watch horror movies with erica EVERY GODDAMN DAY |
Texas Frank said at 6:05 PM 07-16-2004:
Brandon: I hope that you are not the hope for our future, but golly you sure do know a lot of big ole words. | |
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