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 | chrisx [email] said at 12:31 PM 07-11-2004:
That works on us adult males as well...eventually... |
 | ed [email] said at 2:33 PM 07-11-2004:
IS THERE NOTHING THEY CAN'T DO?!?! |
Emmaleigh said at 3:19 PM 07-11-2004:
I love boobies. But I cant get my too polite sometimes boyfriend to look at them. I've tried the usual: low cut shirts, leaning across him, etc. He insists on looking me in the eye when we are together. what can I do? |
lusterkaboom said at 11:35 PM 07-11-2004:
i would try taking off your shirt and twirling it above your head while you hoot and shake your torso in a gyrating circular motion so that your boosums swing like alternating pendulums. if that dont work try squirting him in the face like a dairy cow. if that dont work draw funny faces on them and make them talk with cartoon voices. that's what i always do! |
 | pokey [email] said at 11:37 PM 07-11-2004:
Watch the end of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark for ideas! |
Texas Frank said at 5:54 PM 07-11-2004:
And it came to pass, as he (Jesus) spake these things, a certian woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, blessed is the womb that bare the, and the paps which thou sucked. (a woman speaking to Jesus about Mary the Mother of Jesus.) (Luke 11vs27.) Yes even Jesus, the King of Kings,Lord of Lords,Savior of the world, Messiah,the Christ was breast fed. |
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| ed [email] said at 6:19 PM 07-11-2004:
No offense, but could you just shut up?
Oh, wait. Offense intended.
Christians are ridiculed enough without your help. Quit making us look worse. |
 | myriam [email] said at 1:17 AM 07-12-2004:
paps... heheh... he said paps. |
Texas Frank said at 6:26 PM 07-11-2004:
No offense intended, just trying to show the humanity of Christ, and this may be the only bible verse that many Killoggers read today. I would never intentionally defame Christ. |
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| pokey [email] said at 11:37 PM 07-11-2004:
I didn't even read it. |
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| myriam [email] said at 1:18 AM 07-12-2004:
i love my boobies. i love sticking my hands under 'em and batting them up and down. |
 | amy [email] said at 3:25 AM 07-12-2004:
I like to chew on my own nipples, a skill I learned I could do in high school to gross out my much less endowed suitemates.
I also enjoy flipping them around, jiggling them, poking them, balancing things on them, writing on them, smelling them, and generally having them around. |
 | laura [email] said at 12:08 AM 12-05-2004:
Your skills are indeed superior! |
 | carla [email] said at 8:19 AM 07-12-2004:
Aww, i love you boobie fixated ladies. Ya'll are my dawgs. | |
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