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By far the BEST email I have EVER recieved:

Date: Fri, 2 Jul 2004
From: Stephanie _____
To: josh@_________
Subject: Make our dream come true

Hello,

My name is Stephanie Garza. Im 13years old but as young as i am im proud 2 say that ive made a music group. Even though we sing songs of artists we make our own lyrics but no sound. Even though we have it in our head how its gonna be. Ive been searching for someone to take us as artists. That's our dream and we would be happy if lava records made our dream come true.We like Uncle Krackers songs. I really haddn't thought about searching for someone to take us. Until we heard on uncle Kracker's (Double Wide) intro. It inspired me and the rest of the team to search. Now id like to get a response if possible. And if you could make our dream come true we'd be so happy. Thank you

Love Always,
Flirty and the UK's

Maybe the second best, actually, but this shit is amazing.

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[ posted by josh at 07/08/2004 03:16:28 PM ]
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ed [email] said at 3:24 PM 07-08-2004:
So, are you gonna take them, or what?

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kevin [email] said at 3:29 PM 07-08-2004:
make dreams come true!

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kevin [email] said at 3:31 PM 07-08-2004:
dear stephanie... i "have" it my head also. it never stops. it just gets louder.

sparklemotion.

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Woody said at 3:33 PM 07-08-2004:
Even though we sing songs of artists we make our own lyrics but no sound.

What the fork? I can't begin to imagine what that means. Anyone?

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ed [email] said at 3:40 PM 07-08-2004:
They sing their own lyrics to other artists' songs. They play no instruments. They just change the lyrics to songs, and sing away.

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cecil [email] said at 3:45 PM 07-08-2004:
fuck, I'm not going to comment anymore, just ask Ed what I'm thinking.

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ed [email] said at 3:52 PM 07-08-2004:
Well, the zine part was different!

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cecil [email] said at 3:43 PM 07-08-2004:
I think they make up their own lyrics to existing songs but they don't play instruments.

I'd buy a zine of their lyrics.

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Woody said at 6:12 PM 07-08-2004:
I understand now, thank you both. I am so literal sometimes. I was thinking "A band that makes no sound would be original, but boring indeed. And why rewrite the lyrics if you're not going to sing them?"

Anyway...

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ed [email] said at 6:29 PM 07-08-2004:
Marcel Marceau's Greatest Hits!

(And if anyone gets THAT reference without google [let your conscience be your guide], I will but them a drink. Fo' realz.)

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myriam [email] said at 6:36 PM 07-08-2004:
miming.

LEAVE IT TO THE FRENCHIE TO GET IT.

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myriam [email] said at 6:36 PM 07-08-2004:
NOW YOU OWE ME A DRINK, BITCH

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ed [email] said at 8:22 PM 07-08-2004:
Incorrect. Try again, Frawg. :)

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myriam [email] said at 10:42 PM 07-08-2004:
WHAT?!?! he's a fucking MIME!!!!!!

marcel marceau! the Mime! the greatest Mime of all Time! he would sing a song without sound!!!!

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ed [email] said at 11:17 PM 07-08-2004:
Yes. But specifically, what does "Marcel Marceau's Greatest Hits" refer to, in the context of pop culture?

PS - it has a tenuous relation to the subject line of the original email.

Don't you have a rifle to be dropping?

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julie [email] said at 3:45 PM 07-08-2004:
Okay, so they're like a cross between... Tatu and Milli Vanilli!?

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julie [email] said at 3:46 PM 07-08-2004:
...or are they just the 13-year-old girl version of Weird Al?

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cecil [email] said at 3:51 PM 07-08-2004:
yes! Weird Alison

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julie [email] said at 3:56 PM 07-08-2004:
But even Weird Al can play an instrument. He's like, the biggest squeeze-box advocate in the modern world. I think.

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ed [email] said at 12:54 AM 07-09-2004:
Their aim is true...

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julie [email] said at 9:29 AM 07-09-2004:
more like their AIM is true.

OMG!WTF!!!1!

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ed [email] said at 9:37 AM 07-09-2004:
You make me feel less than zero.

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julie [email] said at 9:40 AM 07-09-2004:
Ed, your capacity for one-up-manship astounds even me. And by astounds, I mean impresses. And by impresses, I mean annoys. And by annoys, I mean, um, ... VERONICA!

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ed [email] said at 10:35 AM 07-09-2004:
Bwahaha! I <3 me some Julie.

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boudet [email] said at 4:03 PM 07-08-2004:
you must sign this group immediately.

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kevin [email] said at 4:05 PM 07-08-2004:
and make dreams come true!

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milky [email] said at 4:15 PM 07-08-2004:
WET dreams, man, WET

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ed [email] said at 4:40 PM 07-08-2004:
BAM!!

I was gonna make a comment along similar lines, but held off... knowing someone would let their freak flag fly, and then it wouldn't be me for a change.

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kiche [email] said at 4:40 PM 07-08-2004:
so when will these little savants be playing the dirt farm?

and will you have a party of the same caliber as your 4th of july celebration during their show?

i will come down for this.

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ed [email] said at 5:02 PM 07-08-2004:
You and me both, brother.

Although mine would be more of an "up". My route, I mean. Down only leads to Cuba.

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myriam [email] said at 6:46 PM 07-08-2004:
I like their band name.

Shouldn't you have blocked out *her* name tho?

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milky [email] said at 6:57 PM 07-08-2004:
that e-mail you received from that middle-aged hooker one time was pretty out there...

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