Woah dude. The Dirtfarm 4th of July bash was a total smash hit. I had a load of fun! Thanks to all those awesome kids for letting us all invade your jonx. I still have mud in my hair, my entire body is one big aching bruise and I think I broke my toe...but I'm still laughing and smiling thinkin' about it. I have some pictures and as soon as I get Kara to load them you can all laugh.
angie [email] said at 9:35 PM 07-05-2004: I feel bad for them all, knowing they have to clean up all that mud in their house.. But I had so much fun, too. I want more wrestlin'!
amanda [email] said at 12:17 AM 07-06-2004: We're cleaning it up now. It's really stinky. We really should have just covered the entire place with tarps.
Also, we think that people may have been fucking in the kitchen.
angie [email] said at 1:40 AM 07-06-2004: Oh noo! I wish I could of helped clean up.. The kitchen? Was there baby batter everywhere? I hear there was a little action going on in the laundryroom as well. OH dirtfarm.
amanda [email] said at 1:44 AM 07-06-2004: The backyard smells like something died. I didn't know that mud could be so stinky. Perhaps there are dead bodies out there that have sunken into the mud and begun rotting.
I heard that there were some outdoor sexual antics in the mud. I hope that no one was seriously chaffed in the process of attempting to copulate in the muck.
angie [email] said at 1:41 AM 07-06-2004: you always smell like some garlic.
I have so much dirt in my ears, it has flooded my brain, miss goopy dirt-eyes.
josh [email] said at 11:33 PM 07-05-2004: i broke my toe as well. ben threw a bottle at me and split my lip, which caused me to accidentally punch abby in the face and split her lip