anybody want it? cuz man, i have got it. it's even growing through my tatoo. and it is on my neck and all over my arms. i am so scared it is gonna creep downtown and smother my stuff. is that possible? can that happen?? what makes it spread?
i remember during highschool in my civics class, i over heard the popular kids telling this story of how they all went camping and tara (my major boy crush rival) went to pee and wiped on a plant leaf and got poison ivy crotch real bad. i was happy b/c she played lea thompson to my mary stuart masterson and poison ivy crotch was not the way to eric stoltz's crotch. but eric stoltz was named matt buhsomething. i can't remember his name but i can tell you what i cant forget and that is the damn itching. and i have never had the chicken pox. what if i get the pox in tandem with the ivy? what then? the only reason i have the ivy itch is because i was lured into a "more private area" at an outdoor party that was "more condusive to conversation." and in this sparking convo i really shined. yes, it was with an opposite sexer. do you wanna know what i came up with for my part of the disco? i told an otherwise nice, quiet, handsome guy that i believed if we as a society are to be truly honest about gender equality, then women should be just as free to penetrate men. i then continued down the penetration poison ivy path by trying to logically argue this claim. i failed. but i did get a burning red oozey rash. aces. and i probably sealed the boy's asshole shut.
The Wily Sesur said at 12:33 AM 05-27-2004: Poison Ivy is like a plague. WASH EVERYTHING YOU'VE TOUCHED SINCE THAT NIGHT!!! If you don't, that shit is getting everywhere. *UGHH*, I hate poison ivy. It was fun bursting the juicy blisters though.
.katie said at 1:22 AM 05-27-2004: i have it, too. i got it in louisiana. it's driving me mad. it's all over my shins. when i had it when i was little i got really, really sick and had to go get cortisone shots. yick.
now i just ... suffer. and apply calamine lotion. my sympathies go out to you.
Texas Frank said at 1:37 AM 05-27-2004: I had poison ivy on my dong once. Toxicodendron radicans frequents the woodland edge. I got that shit on my dong from a kentucky girl tho. The only remdy is to jerk off with stump water lubricant. Have ypu ever rubber the little man with stump water cricket?
amy [email] said at 1:58 AM 05-27-2004: I once got poison ivy all over my butt by having sex in the bird sanctuary on the lsu lakes with a visiting german professor. damn germans.
Woody said at 10:52 AM 05-27-2004: The scratchin makes it spread. Especially if you break the skin then touch somewhere else. Incidentally, this knowledge can be used for evil and fun purposes too!
jpr said at 11:33 AM 05-27-2004: Yeah, I've had it spread absolutely everywhere too.
If you know any first nations people, as them if they, or their parents have a good anti-poison recipe. The last time I had it in high school, and friend of ours gave me some topical medecine (leaves and stuff pulped up) that her mother made, and it worked better than the store bought stuff. I can't remember what the formula was.
Bendependent [email] said at 2:26 AM 06-08-2004: The side of my face started itching the other night. And then it broke out in grossness and I started scratching the fuck out of it. Today I've been putting hydrocortisone on it and washing it every couple hours but it still itches like mad.
Then Josh reminded me that we were over at Cricket's house the other day. I have also hung out with Katie since then.
cricket [email] said at 7:20 AM 06-08-2004: poison ivy supposedly isnt contagious. you have to touch the oil of the plant to get it, and i have already washed everything i touched that special, special night. perhaps you got smacked in the face with some while entering and exiting that petite jungle ya'll are culitivating at the dirtfarm? but i am sorry b/c poison ivy is horrible.
Franco Pone said at 5:44 PM 06-14-2004: Fuck your fucken cubscouts, BITCH! I've got poison ivy crawlin up my asshole and halfway around my cock. Suck that, fucker!
