I just made an awesome ghetto omelette out of what was in my fridge..

cooked:
5 pieces of bacon (in a dash of olive oil with salt, pepper, & rosemary)

once bacon is cooked, remove and add to leftover grease, still cooking at medium heat:
2 large chopped mushrooms
tablespoon diced garlic
handful green olives
handful calamata olives

let cook for about 2 minutes

then add 2 eggs, scrambled
Cook to desired consistency

Then put it all on top of some Pepperidge Farm 9 grain bread to sop up any motherfuckin' grease!

yes it's a little greasy but I'm not HUNGRY ANYMORE!!!