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denee

How to avoid being kissed!

Do you think one can avoid being kissed by someone they don't want to kiss them? This guy told me "he couldn't avoid" being kissed” by this girl. Personally, I think that is BULL SHIT! What do you think!

[ posted by denee at 04/29/2004 07:43:32 PM ]
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ed [email] said at 7:56 PM 04-29-2004:
If you don't want to be kissed, there are many actions that can help avoid it. They range from kicking the potential kiss bestower in the genitalia to picking one's own nose and wiping the resultant slime onto one's own lips.

There may be more subtle... or more non-subtle... methods, but these were the extremes that came to mind immediately.
amy [email] said at 8:07 PM 04-29-2004:
I think a person can be ambushed but they dont have to kiss back.
cecil [email] said at 8:29 PM 04-29-2004:
Maybe you would prefer not to be kissed, but it's pretty harsh to push someone away and say "ew" when their lips are coming at you--only a half second to decide--so there can be an unavoidable social obligation to allow the kiss to happen if the kisser is someone who you would rather not offend or hurt the feelings of. I guess I'm saying it's a political decision. And it's different when you are a guy being kissattacked by a girl than vice-versa. I think you can say that the guy who allows said kiss was not repulsed by the kissing girl, but any other implications are purely speculative.
Denee1 said at 8:37 PM 04-29-2004:
That's so true!
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Connie said at 8:42 PM 04-29-2004:
Methinks he protests too much. He totally wants her. As far as avoiding kisses, a fake coughing fit or fake "gross" sneeze would do. To fain a cold should keep the predator away for a little.
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courtney [email] said at 9:43 PM 04-29-2004:
if you kiss me and I'll kiss you back
if you pinch my nose I'll play with your toes
If you look real cutie I'll play with your booty

Live by the words of Digital Underground, yo.
kiche [email] said at 11:53 PM 04-29-2004:
total bullshit.
amy [email] said at 12:09 AM 04-30-2004:
kissie kissie
josh [email] said at 2:02 AM 04-30-2004:
vomiting on yourself usually works for me
bratpop said at 3:28 AM 04-30-2004:
Just say no!
No no no!
Don't get a kiss!
Turn your head, she'll miss!
Run into a crowd!
Scream real loud!
Step on her toe!
No no no!
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josh [email] said at 11:03 AM 04-30-2004:
draw lots of little herpes on your lips
dave said at 3:08 PM 04-30-2004:
when in doubt, whip it out
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daniel said at 9:12 PM 04-30-2004:
when a girl tries to kiss me i punch her nose. more jail time = less girl kissing.
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neilbert said at 3:33 AM 05-01-2004:
kiche would sneak up on unsuspecting guys and give them kisses. He called them "blowjobs."
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