"A hole is a hole." - traditional Greek saying
 

ADVERTISMENTS:





call us:
206-350-1082

support killoggs!
  Tue

mary


Final Instructions

I have a will now. I left nothing to Killoggs. Nothing, you blue fiend!

[ posted by mary at 04/27/2004 04:43:17 PM ]
[ trackback ]



Threaded Responses [ bottom ]
MsMary said at 4:49 PM 04-27-2004:
This should make it perfectly clear what killoggs means to me.
[Reply To this] [#105699] [ip: logged]
boudet [email] said at 5:09 PM 04-27-2004:
what do i get?
    MsMary said at 6:01 PM 04-27-2004:
    I directed all my dog's poop, and she produces prodigious quantities, to go to the state of Louisiana. As a citizen, a fraction of that is yours. Does that warm your heart? Perhaps if you burned it, it could warm your hearth.
    [Reply To this] [#105723] [ip: logged]
ed [email] said at 5:26 PM 04-27-2004:
I should have a will. I don't. I just can't find the energy or the (if you will) will. Pun intentional, but not at all funny.
cecil [email] said at 5:27 PM 04-27-2004:
You may have a will, but do you have grace?
    ed [email] said at 5:46 PM 04-27-2004:
    I do! My truck's name is Grace, named after my goddaughter.

    Gracie rocks.
      rick [email] said at 8:30 PM 04-27-2004:
      I used to have a 1988 Dodge Ram van named Vanessa.

      My brother had a 1996 Chevrolet Cavalier named Sylvia Blue.

        anotherben.. said at 9:23 PM 04-27-2004:
        my subaru is named argento.
        [Reply To this] [#105748] [ip: logged]
          ed [email] said at 11:12 PM 04-27-2004:
          In order of appearance:
          The MoroccoMobile ('74 Maverick)
          Denise ('81 Chevette)
          The Bird ('78 Sunbird)
          Hope ('84 Tempo)
          Faith ('79(?) Malibu)
          Grace ('96 F-150)

          Honorable mention:
          The Land Barge (a '76 LTD II that I never actually registered, but did own for a few months.)

          I have never owned a brand-new vehicle. Gracie was the closest, being purchased in 1997.
      cecil [email] said at 12:27 PM 04-28-2004:
      I have a Toyota named Corolla SR5
cecil [email] said at 5:29 PM 04-27-2004:
If you ever lose your way, you can always check to see if it's in the vacinity of your will.
anotherben.. said at 5:35 PM 04-27-2004:
are killoggs posts permissible in court?
[Reply To this] [#105715] [ip: logged]
    MsMary said at 12:29 PM 04-28-2004:
    Yes. And by posting in this thread about their cars, all these fools effectively will them to me. It's in the header coding.
    [Reply To this] [#105812] [ip: logged]
      rick [email] said at 12:33 PM 04-28-2004:
      Sylvia Blue is sitting forlornly in a driveway in Baton Rouge. If you take it, let me have the disco ball that is hanging from the rear view mirror.
      anotherben.. said at 3:51 PM 04-28-2004:
      by all these fools you mean ed, cecil, rick, and myself?
      [Reply To this] [#105865] [ip: logged]
Woody said at 4:10 PM 04-28-2004:
You gets your head? Hint, hint.
[Reply To this] [#105877] [ip: logged]


Respond: [ top ] :

Name:

Email:

Url:


Code:
Non-logged-in members must enter the code shown above. If you can't read it, reload.

Response:

NOTE: only logged in users can post images.

Recent Responses

Hitler had only one ball
10:20 by brandon

Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing
10:10 by brandon +1

Hitler had only one ball
05:58 by amanda

Five Useless Gadgets You Should Throw in the Trash Right Now
05:47 by amanda +2

Hitler had only one ball
06:03 by brandon +1



[ last 24 hours ]


Active Posts

ullanbaatar (4)

B-More & Dee See Killoggers (3)

I'm going to go out on a limb... (2)

albums you've listened to in the last week (2)

How Swede It Is (1)



Sticky Posts

Xboxin' (48)

who still lives in louisiana? (29)

LSU Alumni Crawfish Boils (6)

guys lets go get crabs soon! (19)



In the news

Hitler had only one ball

Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

Vladimir Putin 'wanted to hang Georgian President Saakashvili by the balls'

Armenian and Greek Orthodox clergy resort to fighting in Jerusalem's Church of Holy Sepulchre

Studs Terkel dies

Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum

Stone Age man took drugs, say scientists

Inside Account of U.S. Eavesdropping on Americans

[ view all news ]


Updated Journals









[ view journals ]


Public Calendar

[ all events ]


Interesting Links

Illustrated Fatal Accidents by OSHA
An Ax to Grind
$15,000 vampire killing kit
A Letter to Warner Brothers from Groucho Marx
Five Useless Gadgets You Should Throw in the Trash Right Now
Jean-Claude Van Damme Made Me Cry
The Veggie Butcher
Obama's Flickr Page
[ view all ]


Random Image



Sounds

The Hand of the Almighty by John R. Butler

I Made a Resolution by Sea Wolf

Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva

Rock Bottom by Sweet Crude Bill and the Lighthouse Nautical Society

Little Red Rhumbahood by Sam Ulano

Elegy (Crystal Glass) by Zoe Mulford

You Are the Generation That Bought More Shoes... by Johnny Boy

Spider's House by Califone

[ all sounds ]


Member Login


Nickname:

Password:




Search Killoggs


old style search


Less Recent Posts

camping...
by josh [9]

update of mental state via recent art
by zack [7]

what i've been up to...
by josh [27]

I just got stuck in an elevator.
by meredith [47]

i need a plan
by brad [59]

Did anyone else get this message?
by reggie [8]

Gas is now less than 90 bucks a barrel.
by brandon [26]

If "That One" should lose...
by jake [28]

NO HOOK
by andrew [11]

Check out this cool site!
by john [7]

VOTE
by andrew [1]

Syntactical, Sematical
by brandon [39]

One of the better headlines on CNN
by marcia [1]

malleable sheep
by kara [20]

sfw work
by angie [4]

SERIOUSLY?
by chuck [10]

Paul Newman
by meredith [10]

Josh - please reset Ed's damn password for him!
by art [19]

Bonsoir
by meredith [4]

Dear Internet
by brandon [3]

[ # ] = responses

[ view archives ]


Link to Us

killoggs weblog
[ more ]


Stats

1 posts, 16 responses on this page













rest in peace

© 2000-2005 : Josh (code/design); Ben (drawings); the Writers.
Policies & Privacy Statement - Call or Fax Killoggs at 206-350-1082