tim said at 7:24 PM 04-15-2004: One bean to rule them all.
One bean to find them.
One bean to spray them all with Bukakke and bind them.
In the land of Killoggs where shadows lie.
cecil [email] said at 7:52 PM 04-15-2004: Jellybeans are good
well he seems like he should
juicy sweet teeth ache
when the cunt jaw breaks
Tangerine, butter bean
got a popcorn taste
what's he mean? what the fuck's
a santorum wake?
Woody said, can't be sure
shakin earth? shakin her?
shake n bake, that's some chicken
Zack is random finger licken
Carla'a candy freaky fine
but she didn't even rhyme
dick jokes only go so far
stolen from L-O-T-R
Cecil says nothing new
just tried to recycle YOU
milky [email] said at 7:39 PM 04-15-2004: Bitches swallow my beans and come up for air
And beg for more
So I degrade them
Over and over
Until they choke
On my beans
carla [email] said at 8:27 PM 04-15-2004: One night I was lyin in bed
thoughts of jelly beans was floating thru mah head
i wanted a box of jelly bellys
not that nasty drugstore shit in a bag
i want those firm tasty ones
not like some ho who got titties dat sag
naw what i mean?
i want some popcorn flavored shit
naw what i mean?
i want cinnamon
and cheesecake
and lemon meringue
not some generic tastin' crap that don't mean a thang
cause bitchez be like jellybeans
I can go through a box in a day
and i'ma put this mic down
fuck a ho
eat a jellybean
roll up to yo crib
and say HEYYYY.
Joey said at 12:17 AM 04-16-2004: jellybean, jelly cream
what's got that sheen in my gleam?
could it be that fly tramp
who gives head like a dream?
slurp it down
suck it up
like a back-alley slut
this ho's beggin' for more
but my fucker's been fucked
Disappointed, she sulks
with her hand on the bulk
of my manhood that now has been wasted
Out of breath I just stare
at the mess in her hair
and say
"Yeah bitch how that jelly bean tasted?"
carla [email] said at 2:25 AM 04-16-2004: the fact that we have somehow turned a perfecly innocent verse about jellybeans into something perverse and creepy sickens me. breeng eet on!
neal [email] said at 11:33 AM 04-16-2004: Yeah, honestly I had no idea that a lyric about "jellybean" would morph into "cum". Alright, so lets start in the opposite direction and see where it takes us.
kara [email] said at 10:07 AM 04-16-2004: Jellybeans are good but sex is better
its friday, I'm wearing an ugly sweater
my coworker just stepped out and quit
and I anticipate some ugly shit
when I am jobless i'll be a mess
cuz life just matters less and less
i'll fuck shit up and do more drinking
tired of life and tired of thinking
i dont care about debts and money
when life gets worse it just gets funny
jellybeans are good but listen here
i dont need candy - i need beer
ed [email] said at 11:31 AM 04-16-2004: Beer is awesome, but it's full of bubbles
That gives my belly all kinds of troubles
Bourbon fulfills my needs instead
Sometimes I drink until my brain is dead
But being dead is a permanent thing
So I sit and ponder this life without bling
And decide that hanging around is better
And hey, by the way: nice sweater
bill dunn said at 1:45 PM 04-16-2004: if angels were insects
would their wings look the same
as the wings of the roaches
that hide in my drain
if god were a doggy
would he make it rain
when he lifted his leg for a squirt?
if i were a monkey
high in a tree
would i eat the angels
and would god belong to me?
probably not
though it was worth the thought
actually that was all just a waste of time
was there a rhyme scheme here
or was i just wanking around
noone remembers me
since i left town
so cut of my penis
and nail it to a tree
for all the monkey, roaches and doggies to see
