Randy [ url ] said at 4:04 AM 03-31-2004: Actually, I thought about that after I posted, that it could've been a he.
But the word "whore", while I've seen used to describe males, generally connotates a female in my mind.
But I have no doubt that a man can be a total douche-bag whore as well.
amanda [email] said at 3:07 AM 03-31-2004: Leave it be. Douchebag-whore/friend intervention never works out. The only way I can foresee it (intervention) working for anyone is if the friend isn't completely enamoured of the douchbag-whore, and actually listens to your advice. This is highly unlikely.
Succubi-douchebag-whores are cunning, as are their male counterparts, and they will most likely turn your friend against you despite what rationale or reason seem to suggest.
The best way to thwart a douchbag-whore/friend union is to present a better, more desirable alternative to your friend, as an offering to replace the evil-succubi-douchebag-whore.
rick [email] said at 10:03 AM 03-31-2004: "The best way to thwart a douchbag-whore/friend union is to present a better, more desirable alternative to your friend, as an offering to replace the evil-succubi-douchebag-whore."
amanda [email] said at 5:19 PM 03-31-2004: No, the intervention only leads to badness. Friends never listen to your pleas, no matter how seemingly apparent things are. Such is the power of the evil succubus/incubus-douchebag-whore (I had the plural "succubi" in the original response, so I'm correcting my error here because I'm just that sort of nerd).
amanda [email] said at 1:32 AM 04-01-2004: I was agreeing with your agreement. The "No,..." was more in a shaking-head in agreement (but also disgust at situations like these) sense of "No."
amanda [email] said at 12:16 PM 04-02-2004: Precisely.
I've been extremely sleep deprived lately, and when that happens I behave and write as though I am drunk ALL OF THE TIME. Thus, "no" means "yes," and it makes perfect sense.
brandonr said at 10:53 AM 03-31-2004: Sleep with your friend, he'll forgot about the troll.
Also, unless it has already been mentioned, you could record the song she's always humming, and learn to sing it backwards. Sing it backwards in her presence and her true nature will be revealed to your friend.
brianbibbly [email] said at 11:56 AM 03-31-2004: I think you are both and Cricket is saying that you should stop all that masturbating. You dirty dirty boy!
cricket [email] said at 11:57 AM 03-31-2004: josh, i think you need to trim off some of the hair in your picture so you can make more room for your head.
Jake said at 6:23 PM 03-31-2004: Beat your friend to the punch:
grab the douche-whore for yourself,
take her/him/it/zhe home with you
and bang the mother-loving shit out of it/zher/zhim/the douche hole,
Then take your suddenly disease ridden genitals over to your friend's house and say
"look! look at the shame and crotch rot I saved you from!"
