"The internet is the coolest thing that ever was." - Jess's mom
 

ADVERTISMENTS:





call us:
206-350-1082

support killoggs!
  Thu

shelly

i now pronounce thee

in the event that homosexual marriages become legal in washington via court challenges, i’ve already begun preparing. i got ordained by the universal life church, which i think should suffice to the law as “any minister or priest of any church or religious denomination.” the irs seems to recognize the universal life church, and it is one of the few i could find that doesn’t have a doctrinal conflict with atheism. secular humanism is another option that i need to research further. my boss has already approved me taking off of work on short notice to go to city hall and perform marriages, should legalization occur and should the county temporarily waive the regular 3 day waiting period on marriage licenses. i’ve started working out templates for short ceremonies but non-new-age-hokey, non-patriarchal, non-religious templates are a bit difficult to come by.

[ posted by shelly at 03/18/2004 02:43:38 PM ]
[ trackback ]



Threaded Responses [ bottom ]
craig [email] said at 2:46 PM 03-18-2004:
I am also a mister of the Universal Life Chursh, although I have lost my certificate. Maybe I can preside over some marriages...
josh [email] said at 3:06 PM 03-18-2004:
I am also one.
kiche [email] said at 3:13 PM 03-18-2004:
the real question is, who isn't a minister in the ulc.

if you want to perform marriage ceremonies the first thing you need to do is get a license from the state authorizing you to officiate marriages.
    shelly [email] said at 3:21 PM 03-18-2004:
    laws vary from state to state. here is the law where i am:
    Requirements:
    Both parties must be 18 years or older
    A witness is not required
    If you're divorced, the divorce must be final and filed before applying for the license
    No blood test, identification, birth certificates or divorce papers are required.
    Washington State law requires a 3-day waiting period before the marriage license becomes valid. This means that you must wait at least three full days after the application is filed before the marriage ceremony can be performed. The license is valid for only 60 days. The marriage ceremony must be performed before the 60-day expiration of the license.

    By State law, any minister or priest of any church or religious denomination, and any Washington State judges and justices can perform the marriage ceremony.
      Woody said at 3:54 PM 03-18-2004:
      Wow, it's way easier here. I think you just take a 1-day course and you are in. No church, no nuthin.
      [Reply To this] [#100700] [ip: logged]
        jpr said at 5:10 AM 03-19-2004:
        You're from Canada too right? In what province is this 1 day course thing? Do you have more info? (like a link?) I have a friend who wants to do this soon.
        [Reply To this] [#100836] [ip: logged]
          Woody said at 12:32 AM 03-22-2004:
          Well, I did a little research. In Alberta (me) you can become a temporary commissioner. No training required. That must be what my boss did.

          Or, you can become permanent, again no training, but there must be a need for your services the way I read it.

          It looks like most provinces are similar.
          [Reply To this] [#101017] [ip: logged]
      kiche [email] said at 9:09 AM 03-19-2004:
      in that case, you should definitely do it.

      may i suggest that you use a goat in your ceremonies.
      Chipper said at 9:29 AM 03-21-2004:
      That is such a great idea! I hope you can get out there and marry as many people as you can. I am an athiest so religious demomiations are somthing I avoid, but in this case I am all for it.
      [Reply To this] [#100989] [ip: logged]
bradley said at 9:46 AM 03-19-2004:
I now pronounce you poo-stabber (man) and colon-cowboy (wife).

There's just something about that hairy hole that a man shits out of that makes me want to stick my wiener in it.

booyah.
[Reply To this] [#100843] [ip: logged]
josh [email] said at 9:52 AM 03-19-2004:
yawn


Respond: [ top ] :

Name:

Email:

Url:


Code:
Non-logged-in members must enter the code shown above. If you can't read it, reload.

Response:

NOTE: only logged in users can post images.

Recent Responses

why i like clint eastwood
11:15 by josh +1

500 Most Common Passwords
09:54 by myriam +1

2009 is my year and no one can take it from me
05:41 by meredith

500 Most Common Passwords
04:00 by rick

XXVIII
03:56 by rick

And it's hard to say you don't...
03:32 by brandon +1



[ last 24 hours ]


Active Posts

the rot in my belly (14)

landscapes & portraits. (8)

2009 is my year and no one can take it from me (1)

I have internet access again (1)

Dubya and the Pirates (1)



Sticky Posts

Xboxin' (48)

who still lives in louisiana? (29)

LSU Alumni Crawfish Boils (6)

guys lets go get crabs soon! (19)



In the news

The Polaroid camera is back, in digital

Karl Lagerfeld defends fur industry saying 'beasts' would kill us if we didn't kill them

Obama Moves to Counter China in Space With Pentagon-NASA Link

Bristol Palin could earn $300,000 for baby pics

why i like clint eastwood

Shoe Hurled at Bush Flies Off Turkish Maker’s Shelves

1950s pinup model Bettie Page dies in LA at 85

UN Blowback: More Than 650 International Scientists Dissent Over Man-Made Global Warming Claims

[ view all news ]


Updated Journals









[ view journals ]


Public Calendar

[ all events ]


Interesting Links

500 Most Common Passwords
kind of a big deal
Killoggs Weed Krispies :[
Have a Thermodynamically Consistent Christmas
Squidtivity
Charity Porn
Burger King FLAME cologne
Jello Biafra's Open Letter to Barack Obama
[ view all ]


Random Image



Sounds

The Hand of the Almighty by John R. Butler

I Made a Resolution by Sea Wolf

Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva

Rock Bottom by Sweet Crude Bill and the Lighthouse Nautical Society

Little Red Rhumbahood by Sam Ulano

Elegy (Crystal Glass) by Zoe Mulford

You Are the Generation That Bought More Shoes... by Johnny Boy

Spider's House by Califone

[ all sounds ]


Member Login


Nickname:

Password:




Search Killoggs


old style search


Less Recent Posts

It snowed 2 inches last night
by brandon [13]

Best
by katie [3]

halp!
by angie [14]

American folk music legend Odetta dies at 77
by chuck [3]

Now that
by brandon [12]

I'm surprised you don't have Killoggs scripted
by anthony [12]

Sale thru Xmas
by chrisx [6]

Happy Thanksgiving!
by meredith [25]

Even Josh Couldn't See This Coming
by art [19]

TOMORROW
by chrisx [3]

B-More & Dee See Killoggers
by reggie [12]

albums you've listened to in the last week
by brandon [15]

ullanbaatar
by anotherben [18]

Listening to the fireworks from Grant Park...
by meredith [15]

I'm going to go out on a limb...
by brandon [122]

Stuff I Like
by reggie [7]

How Swede It Is
by reggie [24]

How Swede It Is
by reggie [0]

Vote Early, Vote Often!
by myriam [14]

animation party tomorrow
by jenny [1]

[ # ] = responses

[ view archives ]


Link to Us

killoggs weblog
[ more ]


Stats

1 posts, 11 responses on this page













rest in peace

© 2000-2005 : Josh (code/design); Ben (drawings); the Writers.
Policies & Privacy Statement - Call or Fax Killoggs at 206-350-1082