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Just negotiating the price.

How much would you sell you body for? Considering things, I'm starting off at a ridiculous end of the year inventory drive price. I'd say that for 100,000 dollars wouldn't be turned down, and I could easily be persuaded to go below. 100,000 dollars would be the sweet spot, though, since there's very little I wouldn't do for that bank. Since you're on/reading Killoggs, you're a whore of some shade or breed, please feel free to name your price and discuss.

[ posted by brandon at 01/06/2004 03:04:51 PM ]
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pokey [email] said at 3:14 PM 01-06-2004:
What would I do without my body?
    brandon [email] said at 3:24 PM 01-06-2004:
    Well, you get it back after they're done.
      pokey [email] said at 3:29 PM 01-06-2004:
      would they damage it at all?
        brandon [email] said at 3:33 PM 01-06-2004:
        It's contractual. You work out the price and the conditions. For example? Would you be willing to have your pinky cut off, sew onto a gorilla's paw and the shocker administered to you? Would you smoke a crack pipe and undergo the triple master blaster, it's all about finding your niche and a buyer. Setting your limits and approaching your deal with integrity.
          pokey [email] said at 3:44 PM 01-06-2004:
          Well, if it would leave me intact, like if I was lending it to a legless buddy so they could take a walk on a beach with their love, then I would only charge $3500.
ed [email] said at 3:27 PM 01-06-2004:
Assuming (and that's a HUGE assumption) that a filthy-rich interested party could be found... I don't know. I like to think that I couldn't. Or wouldn't. The higher the imaginary bidding went, the rougher the temptation would be, of course. My dream cabin in northeast Georgia... money to donate to my favorite causes...

Crap. I don't know. I suppose it's a good thing I won't ever have to worry about it.
    dianne [email] said at 10:03 AM 01-07-2004:
    waitaminnit. northeast georgia? how close to the tenn. border? cause i got kin around there, in snake nation. be very afraid.
josh [email] said at 3:34 PM 01-06-2004:
100,000 really isn't that much money, especially after taxes.
    brandon [email] said at 3:35 PM 01-06-2004:
    I'm cheap. Also, I'm seeing 100,000 as the after taxes figure.
      Woody said at 4:03 PM 01-06-2004:
      I had kinda assumed that whatever you are renting your body for would be the kind of thing you wouldn't report to the IRS...
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        brandon [email] said at 6:30 PM 01-06-2004:
        Where do your indecent proposal s&d curves meet, Woody?
          Woody said at 6:40 PM 01-06-2004:
          Let's just say there are a lot of things I would do for a quarter mil. I can't think of many things that I would refuse at a quarter mil but do at less than, say 3 mil. Those are my 2 thresholds I guess.
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chrisx [email] said at 3:10 PM 01-07-2004:
hmmm.. I got $500 for two nights once... but since I wasn't charging, I consider that a nice tip!
    luster [email] said at 7:03 PM 01-07-2004:
    yeah thats pretty awesome i usually have to pay big bucks to be taken advantage of...


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