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this is important

me: cut them off!!! yourself, tonight, I can arrange for a knife.
me: cut them off and eat them. like the ouroborus, think of the power.
chelsea clinton: no
me:: I'll cut them off, then, and wear them like Ed Gein.
chelsea clinton: have you considered medication?
me: just the kind that I can squeeze out of freshly severed ma'mammalaries.

[ posted by brandon at 11/03/2003 04:57:06 PM ]
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Rinaldi said at 6:29 PM 11-03-2003:
It is important.

I have sensed a growing propaganda war against the rightful heirs to this realm for some time. Brandon's preemptive defense is timely.

"Historia Tartarorum", "Ystori Mongalorum", and "Historia Pontificum Salonitanorum atque Spalatensium", all chided and condemned the Mongols for eating tits. It was a pure and simple propaganda war.

Propaganda translated: They *Brandon and his band of warriors* were 'lawless Ishmaelites', 'accursed godless ones', and 'a host of shedders of Christian blood'. Feared as 'armies of Antichrist' and 'nuncios of Satan', the Mongol *Brandon* was accused of eating human breasts, enacting multiple rapes, skewering babies on spears, before leaving Hungary 'drowned in blood'. Vicious, egotistical monomaniac, they were reputedly willing to poison, mutilate, and plot even against their own families in their brutal quest for glory.

So, looking back may as well move on to the Tits. Brilliant offensive if you ask me; takes the power away. It’s as if Kahn sent a message to the Pope: “We gonna eat the tits, just letting you know.” Now none of you have any room to cite “sensibilities”. Of course, you may cite women’s studies or some other tripe if you like. Tits are good.

I wonder about Chelsea’s Thymus. What does her “seat of courage” and “abode of the soul” taste of? Got to be good. Nobody has more courage than ‘Hil, or soul than Bill. I think Thymus has connotations of spirit in Greek…

Chelsea is so young, and…. Healthy. Her bob has to be delectable, with a delicate flavor and firm, creamy-smooth texture. I bet its def; white, plump and firm.

Brandon, before you cook it you are going to have to soak it in several rounds acidulated water to remove the outer membrane. I have also seen them blanched. Then I recommend poaching, sautéing or braising. If you have time, a pâté is nice.

Does the secret-service understand preemptive propaganda? They have to. They are a smart bunch. I bet they read Killoggs.

It is so important.
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rinaldi said at 3:46 AM 11-06-2003:
u little psuedo intellectuals dont like my shit? I'm watching "this old house", and creating the funemental particles of nature. u cant explain a force of nature. 5 notes, 5 string theories. 5 major per cleft, c-g. somebody step up to the plate.


else somebody will have to cut someone.
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