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the other day, i was walking down the street and jenn pointed.
something on the ground
just outside the lighted circle
next to the lamppost.
it was nearly the same shade as the cement
and at first she thought it was a bird carcass.
upon closer inspection, it was a tiny zombie.
i put him in my pocket.
i danced him on the table at dessert
but still a rigor mortis of gloom overpowered his wan facade.

today i found a companion for my zombie.
a limber turquoise man with bright green scales and 3 orange eyes.
he was waiting in the asphalt gutter, for me to bring him home to his resurrected comrade.

i am not sure what they are saying to each other.
i am not sure what they are saying to me.

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[ posted by shelly at 02/07/2003 03:01:19 AM ]
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josh [email] said at 8:18 AM 02-07-2003:
That's pretty cool. What a weird couple of finds. I want to add a "found" section to killoggs.

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kiche [email] said at 9:41 AM 02-07-2003:
they are saying that they want to move to vermont so they can get married.

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Art said at 10:12 AM 02-07-2003:
nice one!

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milky [email] said at 10:20 AM 02-07-2003:
I gave squirrelgirl a zombie like that! Kiche's last roommate in BR gave him to me.

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squirrelgirl said at 10:49 AM 02-07-2003:
ha.
i just saw this post and i was gonna say 'hey, milky gave me a zombie like that'. you beat me to it. the zombie rocks.

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kiche [email] said at 10:58 AM 02-07-2003:
slowly, they're infiltrating the living...

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No face here said at 11:34 AM 02-07-2003:
BBrrraaiinnnnsss.....BBrrraaaiiinnnnssss

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Art said at 11:45 AM 02-07-2003:
ah yes, Diablo...

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josh [email] said at 6:19 PM 02-09-2003:
Diablo? Return of the Living Dead!

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shelly [email] said at 2:03 PM 02-07-2003:
for a while i was constantly finding playing cards, from different sets, on the ground in my walks. broken clocks and watches have been another constant find.

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anotherben.. said at 2:07 PM 02-07-2003:
the two things i find most frequently in my wanderings are paper clips and coat hangers. i am always amazed by the number of coat hangers i stumble across. no one else i have ever met seems to have this gift.

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kiche [email] said at 2:38 PM 02-07-2003:
they're from all the back alley abortions.

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Joey said at 2:08 PM 02-07-2003:
I wish I had cool places to walk like you guys.
All I ever seem to find is old gum, broken beads, twigs and the ocassional drunk.

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Daniel said at 2:32 PM 02-07-2003:
i always find money and diamonds! it's very profitable to walk around near my place.

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shelly [email] said at 2:56 PM 02-07-2003:
and used condoms on the sidewalk are always a given. though i was rather surprised on the bus, the day i turned and saw an inflated, and likely used one tied to the hand rail pole next to me. like a little wind sock. bobbing with the bounces from potholes. it was tied on at eye level. but the bus was crowded and i was tired so i just leaned the other way rather than lose my seat. i should really quit being surprised by things by now.

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Emmaleigh said at 4:17 PM 02-07-2003:
dont ignore the signs!!!!!

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norton [ url ]
said at 10:18 PM 02-07-2003:
I only find needles and empty dimebags around my way.

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bratpop [ url ]
said at 2:37 PM 02-08-2003:
It's what they're saying about you that should have you worried.

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luster [email] said at 8:02 PM 02-08-2003:
i have a zombie like that! they come with fox moulder when u buy x files toys!

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shelly [email] said at 3:20 PM 02-09-2003:
this zombie's backside is quite purple, apparently he was lying under the street light long enough for all the blood to pool back there before the rigir mortis set in. it looks like before that he was probably glued to the hood or bumper of someone's car.

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Emmaleigh said at 8:32 PM 02-09-2003:
I once saw this old suburban with a HUGE yoda head stuck on the hood as an oranment. it was great. I wanted to steal it but the owner was always lurking behind lamp posts.

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anotherben.. said at 5:37 PM 02-09-2003:
my fox moulder came with an atack alien.

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josh [email] said at 6:19 PM 02-09-2003: