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mary

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I bought a house Friday.

It's in D.C., in Brookland, which is near Catholic University.

Rick lives in my basement. He has his own bathroom. He can leave the toilet seat up all the time.

I share the top floor with a girl named Rachel. We share a bathroom. Which I intend to paint "hot pank" in a few weeks.

I met both of my roommates on the Internet.

The house is in good shape, but I have to replace my funky old galvanized pipes with copper or my insurance company will be very cross with me.

Plumbers are expensive. At least my plumber is a cutie.

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[ posted by mary at 02/02/2003 11:12:31 PM ]
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jeff [email] said at 8:13 AM 02-03-2003:
Congrats, lil lady. I hope it's everything you've been wanting, plumber, BasementRick, and all.

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mary [email] said at 7:25 PM 02-03-2003:
Rick goes well with the basement. The carpet really brings out the color of his eyes.

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kiche [email] said at 9:40 AM 02-03-2003:
you should have houseguests.

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mary [email] said at 3:14 PM 02-03-2003:
I'd be happy to have houseguests.

I'd be even happier if I had furniture that they could sit or sleep on.

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kiche [email] said at 4:01 PM 02-03-2003:
:<

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milky [email] said at 4:17 PM 02-03-2003:
See if you can get those old couches you had sent from La. to DC.

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Emmaleigh said at 12:59 PM 02-03-2003:
knock knock.
who's there?
paint brush.
paint brush who?
paint brush come to paint your bathroom pink!!
(this was my favorite knock knock joke as a kid.)

congrats on the new purchase!!! I'll help you paint!

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dianne [email] said at 11:36 PM 02-03-2003:
you should require all houseguests to bring one item of furniture or kitchenware.

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courtney [email] said at 11:45 PM 02-03-2003:
Howzabout an impromptu housewarming party? I've got cheese doodles.

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missmary said at 12:45 PM 02-04-2003:
That'd be great: one person could bring me a garlic press, another person could bring me a 1 1/4 inch custom-made maple table with 4 matching chairs.

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tia [ url ]
said at 9:28 PM 02-04-2003:
WooHoo!

Go Mary!

Well I might just have to visit you whenever I make it back to the US sometime between June and December...

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mary [email] said at 2:42 PM 02-05-2003:
By then, I should have a nice little room for you to crash in!

It sucks that you have to leave Australia, but you know we'll always take you back.

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