brandon [email] said at 1:21 PM 09-30-2002: 1. Goat
2. Josh
3. Goat after being sucked by chupacabra
4. Sheepdog
5. Evan transformed and backed into the corner of a Harlem classroom, fending off students eager to learn about the predatory chain of being.
6. God, watching you from a distance
brandon [email] said at 1:42 PM 09-30-2002: What would really fucking kick ass, would be if the chupacabra swam from Puerto Rico to Guantanamo Bay and eight the prisons there, during morning prayers. 1) All sorts of people would die 2) Harkin would lose it's lucrative chicken-cage construction contracts 3) and crytozoology would become a respectable field. Hell, Fortean Times might even evolve into a peer-reviewed journal of the heighest caliber.
caitlin [ url ] said at 1:52 PM 09-30-2002: the odd numbered photos are chupacabras, or the mortal incarnation of the Incubus. (Please refer to the movie. With Shatner. In the invented language of Esperanto. With English subtitles.)
No, but really: Are you trying to tell us you've got crabs?
mary [email] said at 4:45 PM 09-30-2002: Whoa. Josh and I (and others) were just talking about this movie, including the fact that it was done in Esperanto. What on earth made you think of this?
xmeredithx [email] said at 2:26 PM 09-30-2002: no. i don't want anyone to read the answers and then respond, because i really am trying to figure something out/prove something. i swear. i'll post the answer later in the week.
and as far as i know, none of the images are photoshopped, though i suppose it's possible.
kiche [email] said at 2:35 PM 09-30-2002: 2 is either a jackelope, or a marsupial called something like a rabbit mouse, and is the smallest species mammal.
kiche [email] said at 3:59 PM 09-30-2002: no no no. it's not a pygmy shrew. pygmey shrews are native to north america.
that is obviously a marcupial (native to australia). as i was saying, i think it's actually called a kangaroo mouse. maybe it's not the world's smallest mammal, but the smallest marcupial.
xmeredithx [email] said at 4:41 PM 09-30-2002: a loser like me, a loser like you, and a loser like me. [i only said that, or knew that, because i did the same google search you did, and came up with the same results, i had looked at that page earlier today]. but see below, the bilby is not my concern!
xmeredithx [email] said at 4:34 PM 09-30-2002: the correct answers are:
1. sheep
2. bilby
3. mad cat
4. i don't know
5. blue crab
6. goat
i was exploring two things:
a. that goats and sheep are sort of hard to tell apart.
b. and trying to figure out what the animal--#4 above--on the cover of this book is, because i'm really not sure if it's a goat/sheep/dog/hybrid, something. perhaps it is photoshopped. or maybe i should just keep reading the book, and it will be explained...
xmeredithx [email] said at 4:36 PM 09-30-2002: now that i think about it, maybe it has something to do with the animal shape-shifters. in which case, i have just wasted everyone's time. THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT.
kevin said at 4:54 PM 09-30-2002: yeah.. that is what i trying to tell you guys... that is the simian sheepdog!! their record is very nice. new one out soon. yay!
bradley said at 5:17 PM 09-30-2002: One sure way to tell a goat from a sheep is to try to push it head first into water. A sheep will go in, while a goat will back up into you. A good goat will anyway.
Darryl X. said at 7:53 PM 09-30-2002: 1. A guy I know.
2. A guy I once knew but no longer know.
3. A guy I never knew but would like to.
4. A guy I never knew and was never interested in knowing.
5. A guy I knew but can't remember.
6. A billy goat.
Ed [ url ] said at 8:15 PM 09-30-2002: I haven't read any of the other responses, so I'm sorry if these have been done:
1. sheep
2. pikachu
3. a VERY pissed off cat
4. sheepdog
5. ninja crab
6. goat
Dianne said at 10:00 PM 09-30-2002: i'm pretty sure no. 4 is an alpaca. i saw some in a pen at a fair a couple of months ago. it's the new weird thing, buy some alpacas, start a farm, make your own alpaca sweaters. i believe people actually think there's income to be had from this.
xmeredithx [email] said at 11:32 AM 10-03-2002: my dad called last night and would only say "number four is a peruvian goat" or something. weird. i guess he is reading killoggs again.
meenk said at 2:31 PM 10-04-2002: "The stories present a series of uniquely memorable characters: a woman who spies on young couples making love and who tries a bizarre method of impregnation, a shape-shifter who can transmogrify into various animal and human forms, a young boy whose idyllic summer is jolted by an accident, an anxious man who wants desperately but futilely to enjoy life, and a former President of the United States afflicted with Alzheimer's."
