fourcorners said at 2:53 PM 06-12-2002:
Your phone has a face, and as an acting carnivore, I feel compelled to say that it must be eaten as a result. After all, the LordyJesus put faces on everything that we're allowed to snack on. Badgers, dolphins, hyenas, walruses, you name it. Y'see, that's why the LordyJesus made us humans in the first place. He hates them there animals, and wants us all to eat thems all up. It's in the bible. Yer phone has a face and isn't human, so, pilgrim, getcher knife and fork and start eatin' |
