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Close Encounters of the Last Kind

I hadn't bothered to think about it all afternoon, because I was reading and drawing and doing my homework, but Michelle Williams never called. I gave her my phone number and said we should be friends. I guess I didn't really expect her to call. Tomorrow, I'd ask her why not.
I finished all my homework for once, but I still didn't feel relaxed like I do on Fridays. Tomorrow was PE and who knows what kind of terrible torcher I would go through. Maybe they'd want me to climb the ropes. I would always just say no I can't, and get the laughing over with, instead of trying and failing and everyone laughing at me anyway. What if we were playing team sports? Please world, don't let us play team sports. I wish tomorrow was Tuesday and we had music class instead.
Out the window, cars whooshed by on the street. In the sky the man on the moon winked, and the stars twinkled. I tried to remember where I was from.
If only they knew back home what it was like for me down here. How real everything felt. Living the life of a normal 7 year old Earth girl. The only thing I had to remind me of home was a little pouch of glass beads. At home, they are very valuable. Glass is like diamonds there.
On my planet, I am nobility, and everyone is just like me. The radio station broadcasts all my favorite weird songs, and our anthem makes no sense translated into English. Many things are upside down and strange. Just like me.
My years on Earth are hardly any time at all at home. When my Earth body dies I am going home to give a report and write a book all about the culture. On Earth... they cut down a lot of trees to make milk cartons and toilet paper. There is only one species on Earth that talks; the humans. Lots of people carry weapons and kill each other for no reason. Their day is a quarter as long, their lives and planet are so small, and they make their lives even shorter.
Worst of all, they make all of their young go to elementary school, where they teach you boring useless things, and they make you run around and play dodge ball, softball, baseball, kickball, basketball, football, how to do forward rolls, climb ropes, and run laps. If you do not succeed you are taunted by all of the other children, PLUS you get a bad grade and your parents get mad at you. They all dress funny, and yet they taunt me for the way I dress. On my planet we wear bright colors in crazy styles and everything is gaudy and flashy and a work of art. And everyone is beautiful, especially me. I give speeches about my Universal travels, to huge audiences.
Well, of course, since I'm an alien, I don't care that they make fun of me. I will live for thousands of their Earth years. The only reason I really wanted Michelle Williams to call me was so I could observe her while we play dolls and wear makeup like little Earth girls do.
"April, it's time to get ready for bed. Have you taken a bath?," my mother calls up the stairs.
But it's all so real. Are they going to come for me? Please- I'm done observing, I want to go home. The sky doesn't say a word, and no signals make their way back to me. Do they still remember me, am I still famous and revered? I wish I could go back to where I belong, I really do. It's only one little Earthling lifetime, but it seems so long to me.

[ posted by kara at 03/21/2002 06:30:28 PM ]
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Shell said at 9:39 AM 03-22-2002:
I really like this. Lots.
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    kara [email] said at 5:41 PM 03-22-2002:
    Thank you. After the one response to my last post of photos, which didn't even mention the photos in question, I was beginning to think that no one reads or looks at my posts.
      anotherben said at 2:58 AM 03-23-2002:
      my favorite karaposts are:
      "Let go"
      "Physics"
      and "The eating habits of pigeons". in no particular order. maybe i should limk those since i am mentioning them farfar from when you posted them, but it is late and i am fuzzytired.
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milky [email] said at 5:44 PM 03-22-2002:
People read and respond to your posts. It's just that people prefer drama. I have no idea why.
Emmaliegh said at 6:26 PM 03-22-2002:
I like this, too. It sort of reminds me of that story lots of people had to read in like 4th/5th grade about the people from earth who immigrated to another planet where the sun only came out once a year, or something. Only one girl in the story had actually been to earth and she really missed the sunshine. Then, when the sun finally came out all her mean little classmates locked her in the closet and she missed it.
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Courtney [ url ]
said at 7:32 PM 03-22-2002:
Refreshing departure from the norm :)
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josh [email] said at 11:29 PM 03-22-2002:
I like the writing. I read your posts.
Andy said at 11:55 PM 03-22-2002:
I read it earlier and liked it. Maybe I should have posted that I liked it.
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Bendependent [email] said at 2:48 AM 03-23-2002:
Sometimes you use words so well you leave me speechless. Perhaps I should stop searching for words to mtch yours and respond with, "neato."
Rob [ url ]
said at 9:11 PM 03-23-2002:
Kara, I was actually thinking that you should work on expanding this piece into a real children's book, I think you are really on to something.
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    kara [email] said at 12:37 AM 03-24-2002:
    Nah. I hate children. They will never get a book out of me. This was my real fantasy when I was a child. I hoped that aliens would take me away from my cruel classmates and the uncaring world. I still do.
    kara [email] said at 12:37 AM 03-24-2002:
    Nah. I hate children. They will never get a book out of me. This was my real fantasy when I was a child. I hoped that aliens would take me away from my cruel classmates and the uncaring world. I still do.
    kara [email] said at 12:41 AM 03-24-2002:
    Nah. I hate children. They will never get a book out of me. This was my real fantasy when I was a child. I hoped that aliens would take me away from my cruel classmates and the uncaring world. I still do.
      kara [email] said at 2:16 PM 03-24-2002:
      Hahahahaha what the fuck happened. My computer went offline when I was sending this post.
        Shell said at 8:21 AM 03-25-2002:
        I thought you just _really_ hated children and didn't want us to miss it ;).
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