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From the Denver Post...

A 16 year old was convicted for the murder of his best friend, whom he slashed across the throat, and for the murder of the victim's grandparents. The Judge gave him 60 years. The rest of the story is located here, and follows as a pretty garden variety "shocking local tragedy" piece, with overtones of peer pressure and "that rock n' roll music" thrown in for the spider bots from CBN and Focus on the Family.

Story

Really nondescript, except for this:

"...Under the guidance of Sue and Matheny, Grimes rebelled against his parents, severed his ties to his church and was ordered to worship fire hydrants, Barron was told..."

Oh really. I guess that our apotheosis of FD's everywhere had to give way to this sort of rampant cult fetishism.

Now for a little bit of cultish fetishism for my xmx.:

On this side, the French, on the other side, the English - don't mix the two up.
(mumbles something in meter'd French) As an apostrophe to my love I offer these drawn-out lines:

Que prenez-vous quand il-fait froid? Tu! je prends tu! The other night I woke up/ There was a spider my bed. I thought about you


Qu'est-ce qui se passe? Arret! It was a handsome spider. And I decided to let it rest there - for it resembled your eyes so much, I could not bring myself to squish it.

Je a passe toute la journee a faire ses valises. And then I turned and went to sleep and thought of you confident that the spider would not bite me

Voila! It did!
Si un etranger demande votre nom, le lui donnez-vous? Aye, even the poisonous bite of my deadly bedfellow was given unto me to be recorded as pure pleasure.

Gerard Depardieu peut jouer tous les roles As my nervous system began to shut down, and the flesh surrounding the bite first to swell, and then to disintegrate, I thought about you and your recklessness with your hips.

And as the poison reached and bestilled my heart, I saw, for one last time the bounce of your hair and the wide arches of your smile.

Then as the last residue of oxygen evaporated from my brain, I heard you voice, and the claminess that flows from my palms at the anticipation of your arrival, mixed with the claminess of death.

And then I died, gripping your polaroid...

And I was dead

Not breathing,

Without a pulse.


expired.




not living anymore.












Gone!




But not lost, having constructed a monument with my words and sentiments more lasting than bronze!




By that I mean, these words, to you, my love




here!





Forever!





Not to be forgotten!
xmx 4 eva! Wid class!

[ posted by brandon at 03/13/2002 09:02:14 PM ]
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milky [email] said at 12:40 AM 03-14-2002:
I think I have a screenplay for a Ben Affleck/Parker Posey script. I can see it now...the shit eating moviegoers will eat it up and own it on DVD and VHS like 'Titanic.'
Rob [ url ]
said at 9:49 AM 03-14-2002:
You must have been lurking in chat last night.
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milky [email] said at 10:30 AM 03-14-2002:
Richard Linklater will direct the story of two jaded trust fund kinds who find love over the internet. Wow. My writer's block is GONE! Word to Killoggs!
    xmeredithx [email] said at 10:48 AM 03-14-2002:
    parker posey would never stoop to working with ben affleck.
      milky [email] said at 12:17 PM 03-14-2002:
      Yeah, I know...I just saw her in 'The Annivesary Pary' and she was fantastic. I just can't think of any tall, broad shouldered males who act jaded...lol
      milky [email] said at 12:17 PM 03-14-2002:
      Yeah, I know...I just saw her in 'The Annivesary Pary' and she was fantastic. I just can't think of any tall, broad shouldered males who act jaded...lol
        xmx said at 12:19 PM 03-14-2002:
        how about penelope cruz and jeremy davies?
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      agitprop said at 3:42 PM 03-14-2002:
      She was friggin' incredible in Best in Show. No one - even with the matching braces, sweaters, and PowerBooks - could have so effectively portrayed utter neurotic evil.
      [Reply To this] [#27773] [ip: logged]
        nathan [email] said at 6:33 PM 03-14-2002:
        You're wrong, she was great, and hip, but Ana Gasteyer or Stockard Channing are the masters.
brandon [email] said at 11:07 AM 03-14-2002:
"Sometimes, darling, back there on the plains of Africa, I felt something behind us, looming, like a trust fund. Sometimes I think..."

"Shush darling, you know that maintaining our deference, and indignant ennui requires the assistance of a trust fund"

"No, never, I would never think of adjurating my our dear trust funds."

"Jaimais!"

They clink glasses and weep for the all the downtrodden muddy people of the earth, whose ranks their trust funds have raised them above, like ivory pedestals of cash."


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