Michelle and I went to Austin overnight. She had to attend a Texas Public Relations Association awards banquet; I was just along for the ride. We stayed at the Omni downtown. A cool hotel, but the price was a bit jacked-up (we had to tranfer last minute from the other Omni in Austin we booked a room at. They lied and said it was five minutes from downtown...it was more like 20. This almost doubled the price of the room). I really didn't get to see that much, save for too many hipster doofuses. There was this really cool bar called the Red Fez that we went to. It had booths and the place got packed quick. We wanted to go to Plush to see Jester, Mr. Scruff and DJ Radar, but we got the dates mixed up-- they aren't playing for another 2 weeks. SXSW. Fuck it.

The job situation is looking up from my second to last response in my last post, 'Substitution.' Check it out if you haven't. I thought the situation is hilarious. Sperm donors here make 200 bucks a jerk; women get 3,500 an egg. Not bad if you've got either to spare. I could supplement my income (in cum...lol). My girlfriend says she's not selling any eggs.

Eggs florentine with hollandaise sauce for breakfast. It doesn't get any better, big money grips.