Aaron said at 4:32 PM 02-19-2002: I hear that alot of porn actresses(can they really be called that) have "No Ron Jeremy" clauses in their contracts, apparently he's too vile for them to work with. Of course, he's a hero for every poor slob who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.
T-T-Tawny said at 5:02 PM 02-19-2002: I have one of those, too!
I've actually never worked with him, but I shared an apartment with a girl who had. She said that not only does he smell something horribly, in between takes he actually started gnawing on her labia. They weren't even filming, the director had cut, and he didn't just gum them or anything -- he really tore her up. She was sore for days and days, and actually had to apply for worker's comp and disability. And this was AFTER he had stuck a Freez-E pop up her ass -- twice! -- and that wasn't even in the script.
Cookie said at 5:20 PM 02-19-2002: Trust me, Bob, it ain't all that.
You'd think it would be ok, but it isn't. The first Freez-E pop RJ stuck up my ass was red; it actually wasn't that bad. I'm embarrassed to admit that i sort of liked it. It sort of hurt, though, which was confirmed by my bloddy shit as it healed.
The second time RJ anused me with a blue Freez-E pop. And there's something about the dye used in the blue Freez-E pop. Just like you see kids with their mouths all blue from those blue lollypops, well, my anus was BLUE like the heavens, stained for weeks after the incident.
My shit was blue, also. And as the Freez-E pop melts the ice gets sharper and sharper, ripping your anus, your yut [i'd guess] and your taint, staining the blue Freez-E pop with your crimson blood, in a seemingly god-bless-american icy assfucking. careful, bob, careful.
josh [email] said at 6:43 PM 02-19-2002: It came from a computer you were logged in on. Almost all of them did.
Pretty soon things like this will make me switch killoggs over to system where you have to have an account to respond. That will be pretty annoying, won't it?
evan said at 8:01 PM 02-19-2002: dude, why are ya getting bent out of shape about this! its just harmless fun... your just pissed because i made you use a whole dreamscicle instead of just a freeze-e-pop
Brandon said at 8:41 PM 02-19-2002: Have you - I mean anyone/everyone - ever really just played with your asshole? Just really gotten to know it in certain ways? Just discovered its shape and it's texture and it's je ne sais quoi ontology. Can you really say that you know yourself, unless you've had some one-on-one time with your myopic-ground-periscope?
buster said at 12:56 PM 02-23-2002: oh who posted the obese woman for new years that caused such an uproar? i thought i was brandon or maybe i just assumed.
lusterkaboom said at 5:14 AM 02-23-2002: wow, that's so weird. i saw ron jeremy yesterday at the magic show in las vegas. i spotted him on the other side of this magazine booth where tony hawk was skating a huge ramp and the breakdancers were bustin' loose. i ran over to catch him and get a picture but he vanished into thin air. i know it was him though because some of the breakdancers i went with said they got to talk to him. i did get a shot with tony hawk though... he is almost as cool as ron jeremy.
there was lots of cool stuff at the magic show... rockin' jelly bean had a booth up. his shit is grrrrreat. i made this huge porno poster out of all the free handouts on the strip and traded it for an erosty pop teeshirt.
http://www.pmworksinc.com/
i also got to meet this illustrator named spazz. he was making a cool painting of sammy davis jr.
www.spazzart.com
zack [email] said at 5:02 PM 02-23-2002: Did you get to see those Rockin' Jelly Bean Action Figures? I want one, but I think they're like a zillion dollars.
josh [email] said at 11:18 AM 02-23-2002: And this is why you never post a link to an image an another site. Always copy the image over through the killoggs image system.
