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listen to your mom.

The other I day I finally proved all moms right.

As I was hurrying up the escalator at Fort Totten, I suddenly jerked to a halt. I tried to walk forward, but I could not. Something was holding my foot. I jerked, hard, still nothing. I looked back and realized... My untied shoelaces had gotten caught in the escalator.

[ posted by josh at 12/16/2001 04:38:43 PM ]
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Aaron said at 4:48 PM 12-16-2001:
Funny thing about my parents is the older I get, the smarter they are. They must be going to night school or something...
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Emmaleigh said at 6:24 PM 12-16-2001:
mine are getting dumber; or maybe they quit thinking.
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Andy said at 9:27 PM 12-16-2001:
I live recklessly in hopes of giving my parents something concrete to worry about instead of these improbably threories they come up with.
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*carla* [ url ]
said at 1:03 AM 12-17-2001:
"that kid is BACK on the escalator again!!"

Actually when my mom was little she was in a department store with her mom and she sat down on the escalator and her pants got caught in it and ripped them totally off. Security had to come over and help her out- luckily she was in a place where she could buy new pants.
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talysman [ url ]
said at 1:03 AM 12-17-2001:
I'll have you know, I've seen "the kiss", so I would check around to see if some immortal voodoo woman is trying to take over your girlfriend's body, because casting a spell on you to make your shoelaces get caught in an escalator is one of the ways they get you.
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    *carla* [ url ]
    said at 11:41 AM 12-17-2001:
    that's about the only scene I remember in that movie.
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      talysman [ url ]
      said at 12:19 PM 12-17-2001:
      I remember that scene and also the scenes where the possessed woman opens her mouth real wide and the evil snake comes out... but just about every horror movie from the '80s on has an evil snake coming out of someone's mouth.
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meredith said at 9:48 AM 12-17-2001:
i know a way to get escalators to stop. i like to stop the escalators in metro stations in dc around rush hour, so everyone has to *gasp* walk up or down the now stairs. josh next time i see you i will teach you this trick, all you have to do is give the thing a little kick. it could save your life. i've often daydreamed about saving someone's life with it. definitely not yours though. i'd let you get pulled and cut into tiny strips.
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