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what's black & white and smells like bleach?



I have just commited the cartoonist cardinal sin. I have dreaded this day ever since I started drawing. Black Waterproof India Ink, White Carpet, 3:30 am. Damn it all to hell.

So I got the bright idea of pouring a shitload of straight bleach on the huge black pool of ink that was sopping into the nice white carpet. I probably poured 2 gallons of bleach on it, because i'm smart. I started dabbing it up with this roll of paper towels that we've been using as toilet paper for the last few weeks. somebody's gonna hate me quite shortly. i can almost hear the echoing screams coming from the bathroom now. but who will it be? ...i better change it, or it'll probably be me.

so amazingly enough, the bleach has worked pretty well. i almost vomited several times and my eyes ran down the sides of my face while i was cleaning it, but it doesn't look all that bad. angele said i needed to cut the bleach with water so it wouldn't eat through the carpet. hmmm. i did not know that. so should i sit and watch it eat my carpet or should i battle the bleach with water? i guess i better do the water. i aint never seen't a carpet get eat by bleach before tho. thah sounds perty neat.

so what's going on? well, we just got back from the baltimore comic convention. it was quite benedictory (thank you thesaurus). i'll have to admit i wasn't too into it though, cos i didn't really have anything new to get excited over (except the gumball machine and hanging out with the extended wolfpack). it was still fun though. i got to hang out with some of the best people in the world all day (angele, kara, jenny, zack, talice, kyle, and josh). at some point last night i realized just the amount of creativity and motivation we had represented in our little adelphi punkhouse. it made me feel good.

a couple of comic store owners want to buy vending machines for their stores and have us send them mini comics for them. i hadn't really thought of that. sounds like a pain in the ass to me. we'll see though. hopefully i can figure out an easier way to assemble them (cos that's the worst part). i'm going to post the mini comic format soon so that whoever wants to draw a tiny little comic book for the machines can do so. i figure the more people, the more comics, the better...

comic conventions are weird. this one was pretty small. it was just big enough to be fun though. there weren't as many scary people lurking about as there are at the one in san diego. there were enough though. i'm gonna post a buttload of pictures soon. you'll see. i got my camera in the mail on friday. i have gone absolutely insane with it. worse even than josh ever got with his. i'm worried about wearing out the motor in it. i've taken prolly about 250 pictures in the last 48 hours. scariness.

conventions are a good thing cos they make me feel like a jackass for not being more productive. they make me want to draw my little brains out. they're a good wake up call. i have a lot of ideas churning around in my butter filled head tonight. i'll let you know about them if and when they ever happen. josh should have journals finished soon. yay. clap clap clap. that's gonna be bad ass...

aaaargh. gotta go push the ink around some more...

p.s. i've promised to draw some more heads this week...and then more heads, and then more heads, and then more heads, and then even more heads...

[ posted by bendependent at 10/29/2001 04:50:35 AM ]
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anotherben said at 10:41 AM 10-29-2001:
fingernail polish remover may help too.
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shelly said at 3:10 PM 10-29-2001:
i dropped an entire pot of spaghetti on the carpet in my old apartment. at first it seemed to clean up just fine, but the cleaners left some sort of weird residue in the carpet which made the spot grow blacker day by day. all the filth of my daily life seemed to accumulate in that one unfortunate patch of carpet and nothing at all in the entire chemical-cleanser world would budge that dark blob on the carpet.
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jeni [email] said at 6:46 PM 10-29-2001:
ow. this happened to me a few times before i finally got wise and learned how to make spillproof ink bottle stands for my drafting table.

next time this happens: pour salt (regular old table salt) onto the ink stain. the salt will draw the ink up out of the carpeting--as opposed to using a paper towel to blot the stain, which just pushes the ink down into the carpet fibers and widens the diameter of the stain. as the salt becomes saturated with ink, vacuum it up w/ the hose attachment (not the powerhead otherwise you'll be scattering ink-laden salt all over the room). repeat salting and vacuuming until the salt doesnt change color. same trick works great for spilled red wine stains. to get the rest of the stain use dry cleaning solvent (sold at most hardware stores): pour, blot, repeat.

if its a large stain (>6" in diameter) and you happen to have extra length of matching carpeting, cut out the stain and replace it with the remnant (lay new piece over stain, cut a square down through both pieces with a carpet razor. sorta like doing wax pasteup with carpet)
James said at 7:52 PM 10-29-2001:
My God.
Is there anything you don't know?

If a tree falls in a black hole, and no one is around.....

Hey, Bendependent, how long is the list of heads to draw?
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amy said at 9:50 PM 10-29-2001:
There is this stuff called Spot Shot that gets up everything, really, especially dog blood.

The trick with the growing spot after you think the stain is gone is that you have to make sure you rinse the spot heavily after all of the cleaning product and make sure you put something over it so you don't step on the wet spot until it is dry.

If I get a head already I will come over and patch the carpet for you. I have lots of practice cuz my fat dog likes to pull strings out of the carpet until it all unravels.

I own two mini Ben comic books. Two.
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    Emmaleigh said at 12:30 AM 10-30-2001:
    I'm disturbed about the dog blood.
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katie said at 12:58 AM 10-30-2001:
DRAW MY GODDAMNED HEAD!!!

http://www.killerllama.com/Muzak/KatieJuban.htm

that's what i look like. mary probably has better pictures. sorry those all have microphones in my face.

I DESERVE A KILLOGGS HEAD
even if i've never cared a damn for wil wheaton except for Stand By Me.
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Milky said at 2:54 PM 10-30-2001:
Bleach works well as a drain cleaner. More than once a sink or toilet got clogged beyond belief and bleach came to the rescue.
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kara [email] said at 4:33 PM 10-30-2001:
bleach is my hero.
One time when erica and i were kids we used to hang out in front of rite aid, we decided our spo was dirty so we scrubbed the sidewalk down with bleah it's discolored to this day.


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