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I thought long and hard about my very first Killoggs post. I decided to ask the following. Why does it take my wife thirty-five minutes to "get ready" for bed. I reach a save spot on Tomb Raider and crawl to bed leaving a trail of shoes, pants, shirt, boxers. Asleep in ten seconds. She disappears behind a closed bathroom door for the better part of an hour and when she comes out she looks exactly the same as when she went in. Is this a girl thing? And what exactly happens behind that door?

[ posted by clay at 05/12/2001 07:44:25 PM ]
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josh [ url ]
said at 2:25 PM 05-13-2001:
I think it's more of a "quiet" time before bed thing.
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mary said at 2:30 PM 05-13-2001:
it's more time away from you!
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josh [ url ]
said at 2:39 PM 05-13-2001:
Ruthless.
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josh [ url ]
said at 2:40 PM 05-13-2001:
Mary, I think you are the coolest person I have met so far via Killoggs. Even if you are a Communist.
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mary said at 4:39 PM 05-13-2001:
"socialist," Josh. With a little s. If I lived in France, I would be conservative.
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mary said at 5:29 PM 05-13-2001:
And if I lived in Canada, I'd be moderate. And cold most of the year.
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amy said at 7:00 PM 05-13-2001:
We're not in the bathroom. We are turning off all the lights you left on, and the tv, and picking up your dishes, and those clothes you took off on the way to the bed, and letting the dogs out, and feeding the cat, and tucking you in because you forgot to lay on the bed straight so we could also fit.
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    shelly [ url ]
    said at 10:46 AM 05-14-2001:
    amy, i think we have the same boyfriend.
    i also like some quiet time. and since the bf likes to sleep with a fan on even in the middle of winter i run my toes under extremely hot water till i can get them under piles of covers.
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      mary said at 1:50 PM 05-14-2001:
      same boyfriend? Shouldn't we be discussing this under the "cheating" post?
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      josh said at 1:58 PM 05-14-2001:
      I have a great picture of the aformentioned bf that I was gonna post in the cheating section, but thought it might have been considered rude.

      They cross-processed it so he looks all Satanic.
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Kara [ url ]
said at 4:09 PM 05-14-2001:
My boyfriend takes long to get ready for bed. I just brush my teeth and crawl into sheets laden with my own filth.
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    shelly [ url ]
    said at 9:43 PM 05-14-2001:
    what is he doing?
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      mary said at 9:49 PM 05-14-2001:
      My guess is he is: turning off all the lights Kara left on, and the tv, and picking up her dishes, and those clothes she took off on the way to the bed, and letting the dogs out, and feeding the cat, and tucking her in because she forgot to lay on the bed straight so he could also fit.
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milky [email] said at 6:52 PM 11-13-2002:
I hit Random accidentally and got this post.

Where'd Clay go? It's the opposite here...my gf is in bed in 15 mins but won't get OUT of bed until the last min, of which there is 35 mins of doing stuff.

And why does it take me (who works down the street from my apt) LONGER to get ready?

This is funny.
    Emmaleigh said at 1:04 PM 11-14-2002:
    it's your hair that slows you down.
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      Lisa T. said at 2:53 PM 11-14-2002:
      hehehe :)
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        Milky said at 3:07 PM 11-14-2002:
        LOL...I have short hair now. I think it's shaving that slows me down...taking it easy on the numb parts of my chin and the scar tissue on my throat. Slows me down a bit.
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          Emmaleigh said at 4:30 PM 11-14-2002:
          It's been observation that even guys w/ only 1/2 inch of hair or less will still spend 30 mins or more primping and fluffing their hair. tip: wash and go.
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            Milk said at 4:33 PM 11-14-2002:
            No, seriously, it takes me a long time to shave now. i wash, use gel, comb it back and leave. my hair is the last thing. NOW, it used to take FOREVER. Not now.
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              Emmaleigh said at 4:38 PM 11-14-2002:
              lol. I'm telling you, 86 the gel and you will save yourself at least 15 mins in getting ready time! :)
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                Milk said at 4:43 PM 11-14-2002:
                Angelica, knock it off ;)

                My hair gel takes 5 mins MAX, my shaving gel takes 20 mins at the LEAST.

                Now facial cleansers in the evening...WHOLE 'NOTHER STORY. I take my time. I lotion my body, my hands, my feet. Exfoliate in the shower. Just clean goodness.
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                  milky [email] said at 2:16 PM 11-15-2002:
                  It's not the hair. It's the shower time. I timed it today out of curiousity.
                    Emmaleigh said at 2:23 PM 11-15-2002:
                    lol glad to see you are taking care of your self, and not spending too much time on your hair.
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                      milky [email] said at 4:15 PM 11-15-2002:
                      Josh is right, EVERYONE was soo right about me. I was so VAIN for no reason at all. I just needed to be myself and take care of myself.
boudet [email] said at 4:48 PM 11-14-2002:
HEY, Clay's got a head...dammit


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