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why did the fat ugly misogynist cross the road?



a) to get to amateur stand-up comedy night.

I don't really care that much about stand-up comedy. Like many people, I have surmised it to be the realm of losers with the exception of a gifted few.
A lot of people ask "why aren't there more funny women?", and by funny, they usually are referring to stand-up and the career path thereafter.
Last night they had an amateur stand-up night at the Ottobar. Due to the bar atmosphere, perhaps the quality was even lower than comedy clubs. However, I've been to a comedy club before, and based on the acts seen there, I do not think that what I observed last night strays too much from the formula.
It is no wonder that funny women don't want to deal with the dregs that is the lowest echelons of stand-up. Loser after misogynist loser making rape jokes, jokes about 'bitches', how women hate giving blow-jobs, and how pussies smell bad.
I'm sure women hate giving blow jobs to these gross ugly dudes. I doubt anyone would bother to bathe before hooking up with losers like these. The guys who make these jokes are never attractive, I've noticed.
Strategies for getting laid: a) be good looking, b) have money, c) be funny.
Well I guess these dudes fail at a and b. But then they fail at c too, because they're pre-occupied with impressing their guy-friends with their pathetic attempts to be crass and macho.
I guess there's not much else to say other than that the status quo that prevents the 50% of wanna-be comedians who don't resort to that lame crap from calling out the 50% who do on their bullshit will serve to maintain stand-up comedy as the realm of pathetic losers until the end of time.
What a lame scene.


[ posted by kara at 07/28/2008 10:00:22 AM ]
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