Please, for the love of god and all things right and decent, send this vile and untalented boarish mutant of a human being off of my television screen and back to the wilds of Canada.
"Oh no, I don't read the blogs—you couldn't pay me to read the blogs. I don't want to know what people who can't even afford to eat in my restaurant, let alone know how to cook have to say about me, and the few comments I did read on Eater.com a few weeks back because my job asked me to read 'em. The best they could come up with was that I was ugly."
-Lisa Fernandes
She certainly is ugly, both inside and out. More importantly, though...SHE CANNOT COOK. Even if I had the money to afford to eat at her restaurant, I sure as hell wouldn't go there. The twat can't even get steamed rice right and hasn't come up with an innovative or successful dish all season. That, and her hygiene is disgusting. She'd probably drip beads of her lesbian hippie sweat in my food while badly preparing it.
I am going to update this post each time I purchase a DVD. I will attempt to list why I bought it, along with where, how much, etc... some snappy banter if I am in the right mode. Click on to the responses for the first batch!!!
