So I was running today, it's hot, 84. I'm on my way back home and I'm stopped at a crosswalk. I'm doing my weightshifty thing (I don't do the jog in place dance at the crosswalks) and I see these two girls crossing in my direction. They're both really dressed up and made up and I wonder if they're hot and if they're make up is melting and they're both looking at me and I'm thinking "yeah, I'm a mess, so what, I've been exercising." As they cross behind me, one girl looks me dead in the eye and hands me this:



I mean, it's like... GOD leave me alone. I'm RUNNING. I'm not worried about heaven right now. Can't you see? I mean Jesus, I've got Timbaland in my ishuffle and I'm EXERCISING. I'm training for a FIGHT.

God.