I were traveling to Chicago, what would be a good weekend for you to meet up for a drink? I've already got a place to stay in Evanston, and a long purloined copy of Don Johnson's "A Boy and His Dog" held captive now for 4 long years to collect. Those things notwithstanding, some businessy things to take care of, and a much needed anticipated restorative dip in Lake Michigan (which all are welcome to partake), I'd like to see people I haven't seen in years. Perhaps even some people I've never met (does Yoda still read this?) I've got some la(ss)titude with dates. Input please. Google Streetview just doesn't do it for me anymore.

Things I'm willing to do/discuss:

• eat inappropriate objects


• hit on your sister


• Discuss Title 44


• skydiving


• ride the Ferris Wheel at Navy Pier


• spend a ridiculous amount of money on Clark Street


• eat the shit out off a decent noodle shop


• the space herpes

Things I'm not willing to do:
betray my country, my family, or my God.