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Where the fuck are my W-2s?!?

I want to keep my money,
and give away absolutely nothing
to the government,
who moderates my spending
and obliterates depending
on what time of the year.
Brutality is NEAR.

In the form of income tax,
I'd rather take a fucking ax
to my face. Blow up this place
with you all in it
I'd do it in a minute.

If I could, I'd write off your murder.
I'd save all of my receipts,
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred
of what I made this fiscal year.

I'd rather you be dead,
than ponder parting with my second home.
I'd rather you be dead
than consider not opening a restaurant.

I'd rather you be dead.
I'd rather you be dead.

Prepare the laser beam.
We gonna use it tonight.
Engage the laser beam.
It's gonna end your life.

We're gonna use it tonight.

If I could I'd write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred
of what I made this fiscal year.

I'd rather you be dead,
than ponder parting with my second home.
I'd rather you be dead
than consider not opening a restaurant.

I'd rather you be dead.
I'd rather you be dead now.

Be dead now.
Be dead now.
Be dead now.
Be dead.


[ posted by amanda at 03/07/2008 08:35:46 AM ]
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