http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkQx7CNolRo&feature=related

I am not religious. But I enjoy ritualistic behavior. Like once a year, I try to go throw a vegetable into the Mississippi. At least once every Easter, I wear socks on my ears. And at Christmas, I ritualistically gain 10 pounds.

This year, I've decided to give something up for Lent, just for the hell of it. And that sacrifice is:

The f-word.