The markets are tanking. I've converted all of my assets into rupees. I'm investing everything in Persian couch throws. Buy, buy, sell, sell, beef tallow, hummus

Bernanke says relax!



Retirement to a mountain retreat? Pristine, virgin forest air? Get back to work, slave. Not for you, drone. Hail mammon! All this honey is for me and Astarte.

Kara and I's friend Jim is putting out a sweet photo book collecting his polaroids. Kara is in there, I might be, but even without that aspect it is a great purchase! Click the picture above to find out how to buy it!