Deaf People piss me off. I mean, they're basically retarded. And they act like you owe them something because their parent's genes sucked, or mommy beat 'em too hard, or the lead paint had just too much lead, or because daddy couldn't stop stabbing their eardrums.
I'd rather talk with a can of beans freshly rolled across the rio grande than a deaf person. Learn English, you deaf motherfuckers.
Another thing that pisses me off: Deaf Culture. Your culture is based on a lack.
Some people might say that I'm being short-sighted, especially as someone who suffers from hearing loss. But when worst comes to worst, I'll just talk inappropriately loud... In English. Not some deaf person yelling-honking noise.
In a perfect world, all infants would be administered a deaf-test. And then have their brains dashed out if they repeatedly failed it. That's how you handle deaf people. Coddling is not the answer - braining is.
