1. There have been baby pictures on the front page.
2. There are drawn heads that no one remembers.
3. There are question mark heads that post more than original members.
4. Brandon missed Hitler's birthday.
5. All of our arguments are the same.
6. Nobody really has the hate anymore.
7. All the cockteasing is done.
8. People post just to sell things.
9. We haven't had a new record-setting post in months. Years even.
10. Vista is out, Killoggs v3.0 still hasn't shipped.
11. When there's a flurry of interest, we shutter the doors.
12. We don't feed the trolls anymore so they all left.
13. We don't really have any beefs.
14. Voicemails and cell phone pics are still broken.
15. The journals bar is full of Brandon with a sprinkle of me.
16. The member to poster ratio is way high. Or low. I mean, there's a lot of us and not much on the page.
17. All the active blogs on the the interweb have been infected with the lolcat meme. We have no lolcats, therefore we are dead.
18. Ed and Sonny don't post.
19. We're more and more degrees away from boiling crack in a pipe squished between a meth-whore's tits everyday.
20. There was no Secret Santas last year.
21. Ben agrees.
22. Everybody's so fucking supportive.
23. Nobody's even stabbed anyone in the head in awhile.

(reprinted without permission from the Mobtown Shank)

A BORN THIEF
by Erin Sullivan
SETTING: Kinko’s on Route 40 in Catonsville.
PLAYERS: A young child, probably about 4 or 5 years old, and two middle-aged women with him. Presumably one of them is his mother.

CHILD [Takes a packet of brightly colored envelopes off shelf and stuffs them into his jacket.]

WOMAN1: What are you doing?

CHILD: Stealing.

WOMAN2 [Turns to other woman with her.]: You hear that? [Turns back to child.] What are you doing with that?

CHILD: I’m stealin’ it. I want to steal something!

WOMAN1 [Cackling hysterically, takes the envelopes from the child and puts them back.]

CHILD [Starts to cry]: No, no, no! I’m stealing, I want to steal something, I want to steal something, I want to steal something, I want to steeeeaaaallll!

The women leave the store laughing their asses off, crying child in tow.

i can't remember if i posted any of these, but i just finished going through the shots i took, so here you go anyway - pictures from pig destroyer june tour. (many more at that link)

the Freaker's Ball @ the Ottobar:



this is a transexual punk singer (ginger coyote) who apparently used to be a big deal? i'd never heard of her. my friend jim recruited a pick up band for her so she could play his event at the ottobar. they were singing her song "fuck off" when this was taken. that is a MOM and her 13 year old daughter on stage... the mom was cajoling her daughter to scream "fuck off!" into the mic, but the girl covered her mouth and shook her head. wow.



their set list and props.



this fell on boson while he was peeing.

promo photos of my friend ari from wax & wane:





everyone loves MISTER STEVENS:





juiceboxxx:





look how tough brad is:



a picture of my friend steven DJing:



a picture of my friend adam DJing: