After I had left David Goldberg's house to go home, one of my old clients called me, horribly drunk and was like, "It's on & poppin, joe! I'm 'bout ta come to da studio in a minute! Tonight my kid is with the woman, so I'm 'bout to go to da club"
At that point, I attempt to sever the phone conversation, but he goes, "AY YO, joe! where you at? Meet we at da strip club! It's da joint!"
I didn't want to go cause I hear those things can be gross and a huge money pit, but my client Leo goes, "I'll pay for your shit! Meet me there!"
I already knew where the place was.
I wanted to go there when I heard that a co-worker at my child-care employer danced there with her mom. But I never got around to it.
I get there and he's outside, bouncing up and down like half crackhead, half kid-in-a-candy store. "Come on, we gotta go!"
He pays for my shit and I sit down and attempt to take the whole thing in. It was dark and mostly lit by blacklight. The girls were crazily hot, no, like... seriously blazing. I guess this is the place to work when you're a stripper. But the focus of the place wasn't stage acts, it was totally all about lapdances.
"JOEEEEEE!!!!" I hear from the corner of the room. Leo is getting a dance from someone while screaming, "GET CHA-ASS OVER HERE MAN! YOU NEED TO GET A DANCE!" and he hands me $30 (the fee for a topless full-grind dance) and sends me off.
As I watched the girls on the stage, about ten girls had come and gone off of my lap, chatting me up and telling me all about the place, offering dances. One girl was quite charismatic, and convinced me it was a must that I get a dance from her. She wasn't super hot, but totally cute and it was amazing how well she went from talking to me about music to finding my penis through my pants and working it to oblivion. It was better than I thought it would be, with my hands everywhere except nips and lips. I couldn't help laugh when Leo came up behind and started freaking my girl. "YEAHHHH JOE- THAT'S DAT SHIT!" After the laughter had subsided, she grabs my neck with her pussy on my lap and whispers, "Can keep going?" I agreed and there went another $30.
I watched the girls for another half hour, but I rolled out before I could spend any more money. I definitely had fun, but mostly cause of how silly Leo was.
