I'm visiting Montreux next week. Setting of "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple and home of one of the biggest jazz festivals in the world. Nestled along Lake Geneva. Anyone ever been to the Montreux area or have an advice about Switzerland?

...cause I'm not.
I feel like shit cause
I got hit in the face
with a hammer drill
when it bound up
on rebar
in the concrete
and it twisted my hand
before it rotated into my face
and forced my cheek
into my canines,
cutting deep
and
making me spit mouthfuls of blood
everywhere.

I didn't get sent home,
I just got laughed at.

So,
go see the hard-ons for me.
And get the new record.

Thanks.