So on my way to work I got handed a pamphlet that said something like,
"Even if you like meat, you can still fight animal cruelty!"
And I thought, 'hey! PETA finally got a clue! They're appealing to us happy meat-eaters who are against animal torture! What a good way to become relevant!' I figured the pamphlet was full of ways I could avoid buying meat from places that like, kick little lambies, or make bacon by bashing pigs' skulls in with a rock, or whatever.
Nope.
The inside of the pamphlet went on to say,
"If everyone ate just half the meat they normally do, 30 million animals would be spared fates like this: (gruesome picture of dead chicken)"
So fucking stupid. When will PETA learn that most of us LIKE eating meat, and they will never convince us otherwise, but they'd have our support if they just appealed to the love of pain-free animal living that everyone can agree on?